Month: March 2005

  • mmmmmmmmm… nice night.


    I can’t think of anything funny or clever to say.  I came; I saw.  I danced…  or maybe it was the reverse order.


    it’s hard to dance in thongs… and a thong.  it was the first time I’ve worn a thong.  apparently it’s supposed to go up your butt, but at least it starts there… whereas they all end up there eventually.  seems a little superfluous though.


    I overheard an interesting convo in the bathroom too.  as I exited the stall I found there were other listeners just as amused as I was.  life’s all about that, yes?  these small moments where total strangers meet and laugh their asses off.


    Harry Connick Jr, More:


    More
    Than the greatest love the world
    Has known

    This
    Is the love I’ll give to you
    Alone.

    More
    Than the simple words
    I’ve tried to say,
    I’ll only live to love you
    More each day.

    More than you’ll ever know,
    My arms long to hold you so.
    My life will be in your keepin’,
    Wakin’… sleepin’… laughin’…weepin’.

    Longer
    Than always is a long, long time,
    But far beyond forever,
    You’ll be mine.

    I know I’ve never lived before,
    And my heart is very sure
    No one else could love you more.

    More than you’ll ever know,
    My arms long to hold you so.
    My life will be in your keepin’,
    Wakin’… sleepin’… laughin’…weepin’.

    Longer
    Than always is a long, long time,
    But far beyond forever,
    You’ll be mine.
    I know I’ve never lived before,
    And my heart is very sure
    No one else could love you more.


  • loving a capricorn means never having to say,
    “we’re out of toilet paper.”



  • DOROTHY PARKER:


    To a Much Too Unfortunate Lady

    He will love you presently
    
If you be the way you be.
    
Send your heart a-skittering.
    
He will stoop, and lift the thing.
    
Be your dreams as thread, to tease
    
Into patterns he shall please.
    
Let him see your passion is
    
Ever tenderer than his….
    
Go and bless your star above,
    
Thus are you, and thus is Love.
    

    He will leave you white with woe,
    
If you go the way you go.
    
If your dreams were thread to weave
    
He will pluck them from his sleeve.
    
If your heart had come to rest,
    
He will flick it from his breast.
    
Tender though the love he bore,
    
You had loved a little more….
    
Lady, go and curse your star,
    
Thus Love is, and thus you are.

  • I think I need a break… I’ll probably be back sooner than I would have been normally, but I had to insert my drama queen shite, y’know.

  • I tried to leave a message in someone’s guestbook.  and found out I’ve been blocked.  I have tears.  I feel nauseus.


    edited to add:
    this blog has been brought to you by the number 0 and the letter R, for rejected.

  • so I must have an elevated sex drive or something.
    all I hear is men complain about not getting enough.
    they obviously haven’t met me.


    H.W.C. Lyrics


    by Liz Phair

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    Give it to me, don’t give it away
    
Don’t think about what the others say
    
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
    
All you do is fuck me every day and night
    

    You’re my secret beauty routine
    
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
    
I am lookin’ good and I’m feeling nice
    
Baby you’re the best magazine advice
    

    Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    

    I’m gonna pull you back down between the sheets
    
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
    
In the morning light when you’re already on the phone
    

    Face it, one of these days
    
Without you I’m just another Dorian Gray
    
It’s the fountain of youth
    
It’s the meaning of life
    
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite
    

    Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    

    Face it, one of these days
    
Without you I’m just another Dorian Gray
    
It’s the fountain of youth
    
It’s the meaning of life
    
Baby you’re the best magazine advice
    

    Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Gimme your hot white cum
    
Your hot white cum
    

    *with my apologies to reddirtgirl for the liz reference*

  • “I ain’t disgustin’ in my private life…”
    does anyone remember a compilation album from the late eighties called Athens G.A.?  there was a song on there called Baby Blue and I can’t remember who did it nor can I find the album online.


    my eyelids hurt.  I have eyeshadow allergy.  suck-ola.


    saturday is my birthday, so I’m here whoring for birthday wishes.  I’m having dinner with my rellies, probably, so dammit, I deserve them.


    I really like beauty school.  I like the people.  we’re all lovable losers.

  • sorry I’m not around… I’m tie-red.  but in a good way.
    I like this stuff.  I’m good at hanging around and yakking with people.  I’m really pretty good at manicures too.  at least I’m good at applying polish.  tommorrow:  feet.  woooooooo!


    there are three of us in the full time part of the class and three more that arrive after lunch (three moms and four highschoolers).  I got a pink polish with red tips from a boy who waxes his brows and wears a pink polo (and yet is somewhat homophobic).  everyone has a strong personality.  I love it.  I have two manequin heads in a bag.  they ick me out.  I will not be bringing them home.  I don’t think I could sleep with them in the house


    Rachel is alive and well in satoriville.  she made me a pre-birthday, birthday dinner!  it was fantastic!  she sautee’d some gorgeous veggies and artfully seasoned them.  they were the perfect spiciness.