you can’t imagine how much i’d like to have an old fat chick in my back pocket. she could answer my cellphone for me when it rings.
love and nude year wishes to you, hottie mc hotpants.
we’re going to have such a fabu wedding you know.
you are hot. but not those other things. I’ve seen you in person, you’re not old. not fat and I can’t say you’re not a really pretty man, and defintely a chick. but hey, you weren’t naked at the time, so I can’t swear to it.
happy new year, lara!!!
I know people who confirm she’s not a man (wink wink, nudge nudge).
You are hot! It’s put in my back pocket for safe keeping. Trust me, it’s very safe there. And warm. Very very warm.
you are way hot…. xoxoxo
s
You don’t want to be in my back pocket if I’ve eaten hummus…I can promise you that. -M
I’ll put it in my pocket if you promise to reach in and try to grab it.
I’d say I’m old, fat and hot, too, but I’m really only 2 out of three. I think. All three are relative anyway. There’s always someone older, fatter and hotter, just not always all three at the same time. Does that make sense? Or am I two out of three and senile as well?
You think? We know.
how the heck do i stick an old fat chick in my back pocket?
i have no doubt that you are quite hot!
(meanwhile, i safely distanced myself from anything resembling flirtation by using a sissy word like “quite.”)
I think your pretty hot too…
You’re VERY hot!
You are one gorgeous chicky-poo!
Yeah your hot, but you’re no Chuck Norris, check out my update and see how you measure up.
blah – you always ignore me!
where are you?
You ok Lara?
1) I have been trying really hard not to be judgemental. Mainly because it has the word mental in it.
2) So do we get to see a new picture of you, or do we have to take your word? I’ll take your word, just askin.
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Yeah!!! Well, okay!
Happy New Year, Lara!
you can’t imagine how much i’d like to have an old fat chick in my back pocket. she could answer my cellphone for me when it rings.
love and nude year wishes to you, hottie mc hotpants.
we’re going to have such a fabu wedding you know.
you are hot. but not those other things. I’ve seen you in person, you’re not old. not fat and I can’t say you’re not a really pretty man, and defintely a chick. but hey, you weren’t naked at the time, so I can’t swear to it.
happy new year, lara!!!
I know people who confirm she’s not a man (wink wink, nudge nudge).
You are hot! It’s put in my back pocket for safe keeping. Trust me, it’s very safe there. And warm. Very very warm.
you are way hot…. xoxoxo
s
You don’t want to be in my back pocket if I’ve eaten hummus…I can promise you that.
-M
I’ll put it in my pocket if you promise to reach in and try to grab it.
I’d say I’m old, fat and hot, too, but I’m really only 2 out of three. I think. All three are relative anyway. There’s always someone older, fatter and hotter, just not always all three at the same time. Does that make sense? Or am I two out of three and senile as well?
You think? We know.
how the heck do i stick an old fat chick in my back pocket?
i have no doubt that you are quite hot!
(meanwhile, i safely distanced myself from anything resembling flirtation by using a sissy word like “quite.”)
I think your pretty hot too…
You’re VERY hot!
You are one gorgeous chicky-poo!
Yeah your hot, but you’re no Chuck Norris, check out my update and see how you measure up.
blah – you always ignore me!
where are you?
You ok Lara?
1) I have been trying really hard not to be judgemental. Mainly because it has the word mental in it.
2) So do we get to see a new picture of you, or do we have to take your word? I’ll take your word, just askin.