September 26, 2006
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If looks could kill we wouldn’t need all the pills, but we take what it needs to be easy says:
“For me, the best proof I can think of that God doesn’t exist is that we can get cancer of the anus, but that something incredibly useful like idiot cancer or frothing zealot cancer doesn’t exist. If there really is a God, I’d love to tell him: you’re punishing the wrong assholes.”
…ParacetamolThat was from an IM over two years ago and it still sticks in my mind. Careful what you say as it may be quoted years in the future. Possibly even misquoted. I’m more likely to get it right if you put it in writing. And enclose five dollars.
How about this one:
“Don’t pamper your vomit.”
…VeryModernSo anyway, I’ve taking a bunch of pills in the last few days: aspirin, garlic, cranberry, immodium, claritin, AZO (otc pyridium), tylenol, sudafed, aleve… I think that’s it (that’s enough). I was wondering, I mean what if some of these don’t work well together? What if they cancel each other out? What if they give me superfluous body hair?
I didn’t take them all at once, of course, but several. So here’s another question– is that a meal? Some of those capsules are bulky. What kind of a caloric intake am I looking at here? Oh yeah, and I ate a bunch of sugar babies which are certain to improve conditions in my urinary tract.
Comments (14)
very very valid questions and concerns. as a chronic pill taker, both medically and recreationally, let me help you out a bit here.
just don’t. your organs are shutting down. we’re all dying. and yes, it does count as a meal as long as you ingested the maximum suggested dose of each particular medication.
Best thing for a bunk pee pee pipe? Whiskey. I swear it. Ask my kidneys. My liver told them and everything has been sunshine since.
yes sir, I like that answer.
Can you look it up somewhere … or ask your doctor?
I am of the multitudes without health insurance. therefore I ask the internet.
sigh.
well, I’m off to the walk-in to get my effluence dipped. I called my mother first to see if she had any ABX lying around (sometimes she does) and let myself in for a comment on how things wouldn’t be like this were it not for my lifestyle. If by lifestyle she means feeding my children instead of having health insurance… well, I suspect she means the whoring around or buying mascara and lippie.
gad I hope they don’t make me take off my clothes or get weighed.
I take a shit ton of vitamins everyday. the more the merrier I say!
I said that? Oh Jesus Christ, what was I talking about? Never mind, I don’t think I want to know!!
Those are definetely a meal!
Uh… I have no idea. I do know that you can take too much of one though..
Now wasnt that helpful.
Be careful with the sudafed, aleve and tylenol…they may contain some of the same meds, or heighten reactions. The cranberry and garlic should be okay, but I’d take the cranberry between meals by itself with plenty of water if you can stomach it. The azo should be fine, and…
On second thought, stop all the meds and just continue with the sugar babies.
You don’t get enough sleep, chocolate or sex. If you did you wouldn’t need all those pills. How come I know it so good?
to hell with pills man.
eat a dozen snickers a day.
thats what i do to keep happy.
oh and swim too!
dude if you have to ask xanga for medical advice, i’m pretty sure you already know the answer. quit playing kitchen chemist (well, except for the candy. candy is always good. except for diabetics. but screw them, trying to mess up everyone else’s delicious fun!) before your liver cracks in half and you pee out the liquidy mass that used to be your kidneys. why isn’t it “kidnies” ?
ask the internet that.
Sudafed’s crazy, be careful with that stuff!
I love you.
-M