Eight Random Things ala Fodonia…

1. I’m constantly learning things, you know, like life things. the hard way. and yet none of this ever results in a clean house or a yard that even approaches acceptable levels of landscaping.

2. food is just a vehicle for sauces and cheese, preferably goat cheese.

3. if I could have a superpower it would be to paint like Salvador Dali… which technically isn’t a superpower so maybe the paintings would solve crimes, surreal crimes.

4. I’m dislexic with numbers which has resulted in a slight phone phobia.

5. I cut my own hair.

6. I currently have a crush on Will Ferrell.

7. my fingernails and toenails are always painted.

8. the sound of the wind is distinctly calming.