December 4, 2003
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recycled from:
Thursday, January 31, 2002
DON’T LOOK AHEAD!
Just do. This takes about 3 mins.
So get your pen & paper out.
Let me know how it came out for you.
Chinese Horoscope
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THIS IS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE…… CHINESE HOROSCOPE THE
YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND
GOOD FORTUNE CHINESE NEW YEAR
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FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS – DO NOT CHEAT
TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT
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THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DON’T READ
AHEAD JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES – IT’S WORTH A
TRY.
FIRST GET PEN AND PAPER. WHEN YOU CHOOSE NAMES,
MAKE SURE IT’S PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW, AND GO
WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT
A TIME – DON’T READ AHEAD OR YOU’LL RUIN THE FUN.
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1. FIRST, WRITE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN
2. THEN, BESIDE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2
NUMBERS YOU WANT.
3. BESIDES THE 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
4. WRITE ANYONE’S NAME ( LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY …..)
IN THE 4TH, 5TH, AND 6TH SPOT.
5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8, 9, 10, AND 11
6. FINALLY MAKE A WISH
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HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME
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1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE ABOUT
THIS GAME.
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN’T WORK OUT
4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS
YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG tHAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE
BLOODY STRANGE BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK
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as we all know, I can hide my own easter eggs, so I went ahead and gave myself new answers… I apologize profusely for my subconsious..
1. 2
2. 4
3. Ilpiratzo
4. SealKitty
5. Formerprincess
6. VeryModern
7. Paracetamol
8. Shining Star (earth wind and fire)
9. Kiss Me (sixpence none the richer)
10. Saturday Night Fish Fry (traditional, nawlin’s if you ever want to get a fish in your eye just MENTION a saturday night fish fry…)
11. Mighty Love (spinners)
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so, I hope four of you read this because my wish was a good one. it involves mistletoe, and that’s all I’ve got to say on the subject.
so in the last 24, I’ve had a kitchen fire, a barfing baby in my bed, a coffee pot flood (forgot to put the caraffe under again), maybe a broken toe, two school conferences (during one of which I managed to burst into tears), and extremely bad hair.
I don’t know whether to be thankful that nothing worse has happened or fearful that it will.
namaste’ motherfuckers. (and you know I mean that in the most loving sense…)
Comments (36)
man, I hate these horoscope dealies because I always forget which person needs to go in which spot to make it work out right. so I end up with my brother in the “I like this guy” space and my crush in the “this person knows you really well” space.
I’m not as dumb as I sound.
LOL.. I hate doing those things.
!!!
whoa… freaked me out pretty good!
Harrah for you and your extremely bad hair!!! Now if only you had a skater personailty to go with it…;) The punk in me salutes the punk in you.
song that describes my mind? “you shook me all night long”. bahahahahaha.
All I can say is that for #10 – the song which tells the most about my mind – I put “Crazy.” ::Snort::
woo im lubbed~
I’m too stupid for this.
Bad hair rules.
I let mine grow long and wild. easy to take care of, a brush and a pony tail holder are magic. 
Sounds like your last few days have run similar to mine. Somedays I wished I liked to drink things stronger than coffee more often. LOL
Chin up, i’ll have a cup of full leaded java in your honor
I suck at math. I got lost after #2. It felt like the one time (at band camp?is it really band camp? bay camp? I always forget) when a friend talked me into doing an aerobics class. Dude, when I was born, coordination wasn’t invented yet. I sucked so badly, that the instructor gave me a hug and weeped on my shoulder.
Next !
bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa! “namaste, motherfuckers”! Oh, how I wish I’d said that.
And if it’s any consolation, my hair’s been sproinging out from my head at very strange angles today, and not in any punk goddess way either. Truth be told, I’m looking shockingly like Lyle Lovett at the moment. Goddamit.
ack! thats a bad run of crapola… namaste’ back atcha.
Pretty wild that VM landed that lucky star spot.
Alright, well, I’m not telling 42 people about this game, ok? And how does “Been Caught Stealing” describe my mind? Hmmmm . . . barking dogs?
Long and Winding Road for 11 maybe fits, though.
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aw, baby, i thought you loved me best. oh well…you’ll soon be living in my town (rubs hands together in an evil manner).
too bad the fire was under the POD’s bed.
smooch. tomorrow will be better.
Most disturbing was the music …
8: All the Time in the World by The Nips (Yep, that’s how I feel about him.)
9: Shadow in Vain by Gary Numan (“here i am/i really don’t feel quite sane” … yep, that’s my mind.)
10: London Calling by the Clash
11: Live Fast, Die Young by the Circle Jerks (Yep, both are how I feel about life. )
Totally. Accurate.
This was fun! Hope my wish comes true …
OMIGOD! There is no way I can tell 99 people about this!
Thinks.
Humn. Okay… maybe I can.
heh.
And yeah … it was creepy. Thanks!
I bet I could get 21 folks to read mine…maybe..that’s like less than half of my subbers! haha.
It was creepily eerie!! The song that went with my bf was Destiny. Haha.
And the person I put in 7…damn…a boy I was obsessed with for my entire freshman year (while I was dating some other boy) who it turns out liked me the whole time, but he was a horrid kisser so that was the end of that..haha.
I hope your week ends better!
I’m not that hard to work out pet, just give an ordinary guy a series of headwounds and you’ve got it…
Hope you get your wish
since this completely didnt work for me…
my mind apparently is thinking “Fancy Pants” all the time?
Im trying to be less superstitious these days and chain letters scare the crap out of me, I always wish for something quite good.
this time… I’ll just work for it instead.
I got all confused, but as long as it worked out for YOU that’s what’s important!!! Love ya!!!
NAMASTE’, dudess! “how {do I} feel about life?” MY ANSWER for this one was: “GET DOWN, MAKE LOVE!!!” ROFLMFAO!!! i will be forwarding this to MANY people, girl! thanks for today’s post!
oooh I feel all loved
well I love you, too, poodle.
holy hell that’s a big pile of shit all at once. I like it better when the shit is handed out in easy to swallow caplets.
gel coated, preferably.
I know you can do this. you’ve survived everything else so far, don’t give ‘em the satisfacton.
dude, hope things start looking up
hmm… not fair. the person I love has already turned me down, the person I care most about is a republican, and I don’t know any song titles except x-mas songs!
my # five, my mother, does know me very well.
lol.. and my mind is best characterized by jingle bells? hehe… “dashing through the snow.. in a one horse open sleigh…over the hills we go.. laughing all the way.. “
that was fun.
Ender’s Game was written by Orson Scott Card. He writes sci-fi, fantasy, and also historical fiction. He’s Mormon, but you wouldn’t guess from his sci-fi or fantasy novels!!
I have yet to read his historical fiction (some of which is biblical), but I’m sure it’s good since he’s an awesome writer.
I had never really read any sci-fi books since I’ve been older, but after I read Ender’s Game I had to read the ENTIRE series!
Potato Bonsai Kit, only 5.95 @ your Local B&N!! Do you want one for Christmas??
It alway says I love a girl… Get that for a gay guy.. LOL
my songs in order
nutshell – alice in chains, in my time of need – opeth, 3 libras – a perfect circle, passenger – deftones.
pretty sweet i think.
That was friggen wierd man.
I love you, but I’m NOT telling 37 people about this…
-M
Hey, I started a kitchen fire recently myself!
Well the love thing was true, I had(HAVE!!!) a crush on her for years
yay!
oh sweetness i thought my days were bad. but one day we’ll look back and say “good times” to no one in particular, maybe the wall we’re facing, and have a rollicking good laugh. the horoscope thing didn’t work, maybe it’s because i’m chinese so i automatically undermine its effectiveness, but hah what in god’s name is the year of the iron dragon
Thanks for sharing!
HUGZ