April 1, 2004

  • as we age our tastebuds die…
    until we reach the point where our only usefullness
    is in ridding the basket of
    black jelly beans.


Comments (21)

  • i love black jellybeans more that i love my mother.  hahahaha.

    i meant to mail you.  i suck, really.  i still have your freaking christmas card sitting here.

    if you want to buy “wishing” or “gossip” (private sign) or both, they’re yours.  let me know and we can negotiate.

    lovelovelove.

  • dude, black jelly beans are the only jelly beans worth knowing. 

    the easter bunny’s gonna kick your ass.

  • I just love you. Especially now that I know you’ll eat those vile black jelly beans for me.

  • So there’s good news about getting old. I love black jelly beans. Too bad I won’t be able to taste them!

  • I think you’ve stumbled on to something here…now you can buy a bag of jellybeans, pick out the black ones, and send them to the freaks that say they like them.

  • I love the black jelly beans. 
    At least your toilet has jelly beans on it, and not some enormous tuber sticking out of it.

  • black jelly beans are seeds of the devil himself…bah…never…death before black-jelly-bean-dishonor!

  • Black jelly beans… that’s an aphrodesiac, right?  

  • Dude, what a profound insight!  Shit, I was gonna kick my own bucket at about 60, but now I figure I’ll stock the place with some nasty-ass licorice-flavored shit.

  • Oh yum, a toilet seat you can eat. Who would think of such a thing?

  • Woman, you have got to be joking ! Them black beans are the only beans pour moi. Ever. All the other beans taste like mud-pies.

  • i prefer prefer prefer licorice~!

    and not the black stuff either :O

  • aw that just sucks

  • snork

  • Well, it seems you have my future all mapped out.  I wonder when it will come to pass that I would even consider a black jellybean?!?!

    And if that was a jibe aimed at your own age…I sooo owe you a spanking!

  • Blech.

  • I love that toilet seat!  It would drive my kids insane.

  • Bleh, that sucks. I didn’t even know this. Son of a bitch. I might as well get fatter by eating everything I like the taste of.  Woo!

  • That is a bitchin toilet seat!!!!!!  Where’d you find it?
    But so far as eating jelly beans…I ate the spinach flavored Bertie Botts one day…tasted like jellied spinach.
    -M

  • BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE SEED OF THE DEVIL!

    That said, I feed them to my husband. He’s a weirdo that likes them too. Jelly beans in general are kinda nasty, I never can bring myself to do anything but eat the outer coating off. Who the hell likes eating that booger thing in the middle?

  • The loo seat I want has got razor blades and barbed wire embedded in it

    That’s how I’m feeling these days.

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