November 4, 2004
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shut up Donnie, you’re out of your element.
every day I go here to laugh my fucking ass off:
natalie_dee_huffing_it_up_every_day
okay, I’ll fess up to my middle name… Hancock. misspelled on my charge plate as Hamcock. oh great, thanks.
also, I’ve been asked to update on my “date,” but the problem is I’m not sure if it was a date. this is a friend of mine, y’now? Paula says it’s a date. but then, I’m the one who said, “let’s hang out sometime,” so that’s more friend-ish, yes? still, either way, I’m good. I could certainly use a friend, and also, as you well know, I’m never averse to “gettin’ some.” so anyway, semantics aside, I had a great time, a really fantastic time. he’s witty, bright, easy to be with, kind, appears to have integrity, and obviously has unparallelled taste in drinking buddies. we’re going to play golf saturday if he can get a sitter.
I like playing golf in the spring and fall, less people around… less people to avoid. fewer people to ask me to join their twosome ::shudder::. yes, I can make all the banter and seem rather social on the outside. however, my gooey center says, “the light, the light, it burns us!” really, I am just out there to be one with the ball, break a few tees, get cheat grass in my socks… I like to golf with other people, but only when I choose to, you know? yeah, I am aware that I have control issues. I do my best to go with the flow but that doesn’t change my natural tendencies. I hope it doesn’t rain or snow. I hope I didn’t miss the last sunny day of the season.
now here’s where I do my “I’m really really divorced!” dance!!
Comments (21)
That is the worst when you don’t know if it was a date or not… Going golfing would be a good sign that it was though… Best of luck … although I’m not sure that luck is the right word…. Well, you know what I mean… all the best in your endeavors of “gettin’ some”….
here’s to happiness
I love her website, fucking hilarious shit
mmm date. mmm gettin’ some. mmm divorce (well yours, not mine… even that sounds bad. I think I’ll shut up now.)
Beefcock would have been even better, because then I could call you and say, “mmmm, beefy”
*does the dance with you in spirit*
We’re a lot alike re: the light…I’m perfectly fine and content to be around people…when I want to. Period. Other than that, I’d prefer to just keep company with the voices in my head, thankyouverymuch!
MUCH love to you, sweets. I’m glad things are getting lighter.
Hey, i’m like that with most sports or outings. I prefer to be my lonesome rather than just picking up strangers to join me. I’m horrible at chatty banter. HORRIBLE!
Hancock. That’s and interesting middle name. Last name turned middle??
And so you showed ariel xanga? Do you know ariel in real live? man, the connects, the connections.
I hope you ‘get some’ but good
a happy dance, indeed…congrats, ms. hamcock ;P
ham cock..heh heh heh… ::giggles incessantly::
And that natalie Lee is funny…have you been to explodingdog.com?
Yay for the dance, yay for the new “friend”!
as for the reading… wow.
and yet you still neglect me
mmm, hammy
natalie dee kicks ass. I emailed one to Anne.
nothing wrong with zengolfin… what the hell, one often needs to have that brain & soul decompress time, without the distraction of banter.
Well, whatever it was, it sounds like it was good for you.
I’m doing the dance with you. ( well, FOR you
).
oh shit, Hamcock? That made me laugh so hard. People always spell my name Seder–like how dumb are they? You can’t go three feet without seeing somehting named Cedar Lane or whatnot. How can you misspell something that common? sheesh.
that’s hilarious about how they mispelled your middle name on your charge card — hilarious, of course, because it’s you, and not me!
My middle name is Anne, which is the Turkish word for “mother.” The jokes are getting old…fast.
oh, that’s funny, nescafe and I have almost the same exact name.
That’s awesome that you know ariel from ‘real life’. Glad you introduced her to xanga, for otherwise I would not be here. Weird, that progression.
And she makes the BEST shrinky-dinks eh?
Congrats, my friend!
You golf? That’s cool. I don’t know anyone besides my grandfather that golfs. He took me out a couple of times when I was little. The only part I really took to was the 19th hole, where I learned how to order drinks “on the rocks” (don’t worry, just ginger ale).
lol the site is hilarious
You have control issues? And I thought you were perfect. Wait! I still think you’re perfect.
Ezra’s general surgeon’s name (and she’s a woman) is …
you ready?
are you sure?
….
for sure for sure?
hahaha. I can’t stop laughing…
deep breath…
BJ Hancock.
Yeah.I know.