April 29, 2005
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Vachel Lindsay:
Two Old Crows
Two old crows sat on a fence rail
Two old crows sat on a fence rail,
Thinking of effect and cause,
Of weeds and flowers
And nature’s laws.
One of them muttered, one of them stuttered,
One of them stuttered, one of them muttered,
Each of them thought far more than he uttered.
One crow asked the other crow a riddle.
One crow asked the other crow a riddle:
The muttering crow
Asked the stuttering crow,
“Why does a bee have a sword to his fiddle?
Why does a bee have a sword to his fiddle?”
“Bee=cause,” said the other crow,
“Bee-cause,
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B-cause.”
Just then a bee floew close to their rail: -
“Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZ.”
And those two black crows
Turned pale,
And away those crows did sail.
Why?
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B-cause
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B-cause
“Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZ.”
The Moon’s the North Wind’s Cookie
by Vachel Lindsay
The Moon’s the North Wind’s Cookie.
He bites it, day by day,
Until there’s but a rim of scraps
That crumbles all away.
The South Wind is a baker.
He kneads clouds in his den,
And bakes a crisp new moon that…greedy
North… Wind… eats… again!
I’m having a good time. fodonald took me to a bidness mixer. I talked to crazy evelyn and squirted mushroom juice on my shirt. there was a woman there wearing a tag that had her name and “rehab center” on it. I had to make a comment about her tag and the fact that she was holding two glasses of wine. I don’t think fodon will be taking me anywhere in public again.
Comments (13)
Finally…….something from satori. But that’s all we get?! More we need more, what kind of fun have you been having?
Hey, sometimes you gotsta calls ‘em like ya sees ‘em
bahaha, i’m sorry, but if she doesn’t take you out again just because of that? then she is no friend.
So you can dress Satori up but you can’t take her out, eh ?
Glad to get an update !
i refuse to talk to you from now on due to excessive amounts of neglect.
Oooh, swanky.
hey! I’m the one that didn’t have a problem with it–and suggested you use both of our name tags as pasties….really, you’re good to take along, because then you become the crazy one and not I and you can check the mushrooms for juiciness first…hehehe
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
Priceless…
-M
Wear a mask next time, then no one will recognise you.
Hey, I remember you! Where’ve you been?
you should’ve told that woman that:
“Rehab’s for quitters!”
(My husband’s got that printed on one of his T-shirts… yeah, he’s twisted– you’d love him!)
Probably the sort of thing I would do, lol!!
Great to ‘see’ you!
you said that? lmbo