August 6, 2005
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so I was outside watching the sky and there was this really bright, er, spot, I guess. it kind of looked like a stoplight, red, green, white, blinking, bright. then it looked like a greeny white boomerang, then it was red again. I had a moment, a split second of ‘omigod I don’t want to be abducted.’ then I thought, ‘good god, get a grip.’ it’s not moving. I got bored and came inside. what the hell? is that what a satellite looks like? whateva.
Comments (10)
damn skatellties!
theyre so confoozing.
Nobody of any intelligence ever gets abducted, you don’t have to worry. I figured that out a long time ago. Clearly aliens are only interested in trying to figure out why we are so bloody stupid!
The know-it-alls I’ve been around in the past when I’ve seen such things have given my responses like, “It’s gas” and “Satellites don’t change colours, pass me the bong.”
I bet you were probed.
it was a small stroke
probably from the probing.
woohoo probing! good for you! everyone needs a good probe now and then.
what if its anal?
Yikes! I think that it was a satellite. or maybe not, lol
No anal probing, it’s a one-way ramp!!
I have been watching the first series of “X-files” from netflix
i agree .. probing
you… you never did stop loving me :O