June 28, 2006

• Driving home from the Huckleberry…

  Dyl: So can I go fishing with PapaJohn if I weed afterward?
  Me: Well, I don’t know; it’ll be pretty hot and I don’t want you to get heat exhaustion.
  Emma: What’s heat exhaustion? Does it smell bad? Cos if it does I think I’ve had it several times.

  Dyl: You know I’m really allergic to all those weeds…
  Me: Yes, that’s why I got you gloves, loratadine, and those white paper mask things.
  Dyl: Those paper things are for PUSSIES.
  Me: No, Dylan, they’re for your FACE.

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