July 20, 2006
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“I was going through an evil phase”
So I acted all assy yesterday and just royally buggered things up.
Today I am recovering by eating veggie chips, drinking fancy water, and watching skincare infomercials.
I’m trying not to complicate things by feeling sorry for myself.
I just bought skin care products from tv.
I am a Dermalogica Certified Skin Care Specialist.
I should totally know better.
Cindy Crawford still looks okay, right?
I think I had better go back to Star Trek reruns.
Comments (9)
I want you to give me a facial.
dirty.
It sounds like you need some tea… Earl Grey. Hot.
veggie chips… eat some real once for fck’s sake
Infomercials are evil! They make them sound so damned appealing.
Original Star Trek or NG? Surely not DS9…
oh no… NG of course!
and I’d like to know what time Kitty wants her facial. I need to warm up the restraints. Either that or ice them down.
You can practice on me (bring doughnuts)
You can bring the restraints too if you have some guy with you who would appreciate them (me)