July 21, 2006

  • ah, insomnia… I remember this

    Maybe it’s the night terrors from last night… tractors falling from the sky, trying to keep everyone safe. Maybe it’s all the swedish fish. Maybe it’s the coffee; I had more than usual this morning. I prefer to think it’s Reagan’s fault.

    Can’t sleep… Cindy Crawford will eat me…

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  • I have a friend or two suffer from Insomnia (or at least similar symptoms), so I can empathise.

    I am a sweedish fish enthusiast myself, so I can empathise.

    Cindy Crawford ate my youngest brother when he fell behind the herd. We should get together a hunting party and take that bitch down.

  • “dead dude” – that’s freaking hilarious.

    I think this is when you will be inspired beyond your wildest dreams.

  • Did you say swedish fist?  DUDE!  The ones that are individually wrapped are my favorite.  But then, that’s because they can lie at the bottom of my purse and petrify – - and they are there when I need them most.

    Cindy Crawlford can eat my shorts.  Her and her freakin’ mole.  I had mine removed, mostly because everyone kept saying, “Oh, you have a Cindy C. mole!”

    Bitch.  I was born first goddammit!  She has a Sydney Nash mole!  I’ll join you and the vagrant on that hunting party.  I’ll bring the shovel.

  • well, I looked at this when my eyes were still bleary… I thought you said HUMPING party. either way.

  • what exactly is a swedish fist? is that anything like a steaming cleveland?

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