July 21, 2006
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ah, insomnia… I remember this
Maybe it’s the night terrors from last night… tractors falling from the sky, trying to keep everyone safe. Maybe it’s all the swedish fish. Maybe it’s the coffee; I had more than usual this morning. I prefer to think it’s Reagan’s fault.
Can’t sleep… Cindy Crawford will eat me…

Comments (5)
I have a friend or two suffer from Insomnia (or at least similar symptoms), so I can empathise.
I am a sweedish fish enthusiast myself, so I can empathise.
Cindy Crawford ate my youngest brother when he fell behind the herd. We should get together a hunting party and take that bitch down.
“dead dude” – that’s freaking hilarious.
I think this is when you will be inspired beyond your wildest dreams.
Did you say swedish fist? DUDE! The ones that are individually wrapped are my favorite. But then, that’s because they can lie at the bottom of my purse and petrify – - and they are there when I need them most.
Cindy Crawlford can eat my shorts. Her and her freakin’ mole. I had mine removed, mostly because everyone kept saying, “Oh, you have a Cindy C. mole!”
Bitch. I was born first goddammit! She has a Sydney Nash mole! I’ll join you and the vagrant on that hunting party. I’ll bring the shovel.
well, I looked at this when my eyes were still bleary… I thought you said HUMPING party. either way.
what exactly is a swedish fist? is that anything like a steaming cleveland?