August 30, 2006
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The world according to satori…
If a tree falls in the forest, the tree knows.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
When you plant a seed you shouldn’t keep digging it up to see if it’s growing.
Whatever is true for me is true… for me.
Boogers are REALLY funny… but probably only to me.
Listen to your body.
Real love doesn’t go away, even if it’s one-sided.
Measure twice, cut once, and buy twice as much material as you think you’ll need.
Think before you talk.
Talk before you act.
Pay your bills before you buy shoes.
Never hurt someone on purpose.
When you look at anything too closely you will always find a flaw: a little distance is healthy.
If it’s Wrong, you can’t fix it.
If it’s Right, you can’t screw it up.
If you screw it up, apologize.
If you’re wearing button-up pants don’t wait to pee till you have to do lamaze-type breathing
to keep from wetting yourself.
Comments (18)
nice isms
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
yep
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
When you plant a seed you shouldn’t keep diggin it up to see if it’s growing.
I love these. So I will have to steal them.
You forgot about wearing sunscreen.
The Right and Wrong part…thanks man, I needed that.
*bows* Thank you, Mistress…you are wise as always…
“Real love doesn’t go away, even if it’s one-sided.” I like that one a lot…very true.
*bows-back* namaste’…
“when someone tells you who they are, believe them” is gleaned directly from The Gift of Fear by Gavin DeBecker which is a MOST exceptional book about protecting yourself and your children by listening to intuition.
odd, NV, I almost put that in.
Lovin’ these too. Heard that John Irving book is awesome, from luminous_heart. How do you like it (so far)?
I’ll have to add The Gift of Fear to my beach reading list. I’m not good at “light reading”.
Appreciate your comments, dear!
you forgot “plan your retirement around a floating pirate whorehouse”
she also forgot, “if it’s brown flush it down…”
I really like these, yous smrt.
that’s cos the rules are diff’rnt on a floating pirate whorehouse. boat heads are gross.
SHHHHHHHHHH, Fodon! you want someone should steal our idea?
*smile* I don’t know. I reckon there are times hurting someone on purpose is a good thing. Sometimes it just has to be done. It’s volition determines the difference.
Yeah, Fodon. Quit publishing our ideas on Jefferson Internet.
Nice list, Satori.
thank you! *preen*
I really like this post = )
I was thinking about how boogers sort of resemble slugs today… like if you put a booger somewhere, someone probably wouldn’t think, “Oh, that’s a booger.” First day back at school and it’s very clear how much summer rotted my brain.
“When someone tells you who they are, believe them.” – I’m sort of struggling with this one at the moment… sometimes it’s just really hard to trust people.
I was thinking about how boogers sort of resemble slugs today… like if you put a booger somewhere, someone probably wouldn’t think, “Oh, that’s a booger.”
uh, yeah, just don’t go looking under tables and desks at my house…
NOSEGOBLINS!
i would be more likely to believe people when they tell me who they are, if they weren’t all insisting they were so awesome. i mean, hell, if that bitch sealkitty were to be believed, she’s the best friend i have…
uh.
fuck.