February 23, 2008
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you have FUNGUS on your shower shoes!
Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don’t try out. Besides, uh, I don’t believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Comments (9)
My husband can repeat that entire movie by heart. And that line he repeats often.
That is number nine of my top eleven scenes from any movie.
And also?
You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy. If you win twenty in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win twenty in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
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your fungus
LOLLYGAGGERS!!
Besides not liking Susan Sontag this is a philosophy I could get behind. Although I never did see Bill Durham all the way.
That was one of many movie scenes that I truly love.
ha, this is one of my Ten Favorite Movies. somehow i always forget to put it on the list, but i’ve never clicked past it on the tv, either.
ditto what most others have said
I want a kiss like that before I die…
-M
I have. I guess I can die now.
*looksaroundforthespeedingbus*