May 23, 2008
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yay, the internet says I’m not a psycho!
You Hardly Remember Your Ex
You’re definitely not a psycho, and you probably don’t even think of your ex often.You’ve moved on, and your life is the better for it.
Just remember to remember why the two of you did break up – so you don’t fall for him again!
I once actually transcribed a phone message onto a sheet of paper to this purpose. it was such a horrible lambaste that I wanted to keep it around in case I started to feel warm and fuzzy about this person again. I have it in a drawer and I run across it every now and then and think “wow.” I don’t want to look at it right now but I do remember the emphasized phrase, “you’re fucking VOLATILE!” I had to think it over when I heard that. am I? really, am I? you know what? I’m really not. I may be extremely sensitive but I have a really long fuse and take a lot of crap before I completely blow.
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i’m the same way. i’m usually patient way past when i should be and then BANG!
I think he meant to say, “You take too long picking out just the right VOTIVES (candles)!” and he just wanted to get on with the scented bubble bath. But I could be wrong. I’m finding it easier to be wrong the more I practice. It helps if I simply say random shit rather than waiting for something thoughtful to cross the vast wasteland that is my cerebral landscape.
And you don’t need to take crap from nobody girl. You point ‘em out and I’ll set ‘em straight… or crooked, however you want the body arranged.
He got you though. The point was to hurt you and make you worried that you were something psycho you hadn’t previously thought of. I bet he was good at that, cruel jibes meant to pull down your self-esteem.
Fuck him.
I’m actually a total psycho. but I’m not psycho for just anyone. someone really has to get inside my head before I go nutso.
the funniest thing about it – there are times that people accuse me of being crazy, when I’m not, and it cracks my shit up. someone went totally insane awihle back because I honestly told her what I thought and that I didn’t like her. since when does honest = crazy?
pffft… volatile? because the 10th push rouses your ire? and really, who uses the word ire any more?
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby.” — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy