September 2, 2008
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maybe love is like fairies– it goes away if you don’t believe in it.
I was going to say like Santa Claus but I don’t think you wake up to discover love is your dad who fixed the handlebars of your new bike to the axle while drunk on eggnog.
clap for love, people! don’t let love die!no nothing’s wrong. I just have some horrible throat malady. and pimples. a passel of pimples.
pear pimples for hairy fishnuts.
and if you get that reference you win a cookie.
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I get no cookie, then. Sorry about the pimples, though. I cannot believe I still get them at my age; thank god they hide in the wrinkles.
I’ve become rather indifferent to love and relationships of late. I got enough shit to do, ya know?
I’m sure it will pass, but in the meantime…c’est la vie…
Ah! You’re a penguin too!
My Grandpa has always said ‘love’ would clear up my pimples…
He’s so weird.
@AtomBlonde -
you spotted my magnum opus! a cookie for you!
I reckon if you look at love too closely, it’s all a bunch of warts. OR pimples, I guess.
Bill the Cat stole my cookie. As for love, I think its rather like gravity. It’s always around but we only notice it when something crashes to the ground.
Jest for you mah love!
(go see todays posty thing)
As I get older I find it harder and harder to believe in either too terribly much.
i think love dies faster than fairies.
I think we’re going through secondary puberty…my face is breaking out worse now than it ever did when I was a teen. Also, I’ve decided that love is like sleeping with the window open in the fall…better enjoy that shit while it lasts because there’s a muthafuckin’ snow storm coming soon.
I love my pimples, they make me feel young! (that’s the biggest lie ever)
Love. uh.
Blue Collar Goddess explained it for me. Got it. Love it.
*sigh* I love Bloom County. I’ve always been partial to the Turnip Twaddlers myself. And no, I do not have to go hiding in closets when the UPS man comes by! Ah hell, I love all of ‘em. In fact, this has cemented my decision to change the header on my comment page back to Deathtongue. I’ve been undecided about changing it but if this isn’t some kind of divine intervention (from the hairy fishnuts), I don’t know what is.
And love? Meh. Love is for people who don’t have tons of other stuff to stress about. At least that’s how I’m feelin’ today, anyway.
@Cardinal_Fang -
Deathtongue! I’m pretty partial to Billy and the Boingers myself. you just can’t beat “Let’s Run Over Lionel Ritchie with a Truck” or “You Stink But I Love You.”
@satori - It’s all good! And I certainly wish I could vote for Bill and Opus this November. They’ve always been my dream ticket. I’m Meadow Party all the way, baby!
@Cardinal_Fang -
amen!
i do <3 the bloom county…hairy fishnuts all the way…billy and the boingers, baby…
yes! another person for the new love revolution. it’s happening. <3
hairy fishnuts ? sounds deelish..I think!