March 4, 2009

• RANT

  dAMMIT Dammit dAMMIT. IBOOK DIED. KIDS Mac hAS a fucked up keyboARD. WORKS FINE if YOU only WANT TO USE CERTain keys or bACKSPace constANTLY.

  APParently my house is where electronics go to die. I guess I’ll ring the GADGET kween (the letter thAT STarts thAT WORD doesn’t work at ALL) and see whAT MacwARE SHE Has lying AROUND. SHE’S SERIOUSLY WIRED, THat one. my mother. she’s currently in some sort of odd stANDOFF WITH HER HUB about her kindle. she got one for xmAS Last yeAR and hASN’T BEEN able to find it for SEVERal months now. he ASKED HER WHERE IT Was AND SHE DIDN’T Want to tell him so she just sAID, “around… I’m reADING PaperbACKS COS I LIKE IT.” I think he knows. she thinks he knows. I sAY WHatever works for them is none of my business.

  I guess I’ll go reAD MY BOOKGROUP BOOK. it wAS MY selection this time: DAVID SEDARIS’ when you ARE ENGULFED IN FLames. my lAST TWO PICKS Have heAVILY FEatured tALK OF PENISES. MY Last one wAS JOHN IRVING. THEY PLEasANTLY TOLERate me, seem AMUSED BY ME. I’M LIKE an AGING PET OR MENTally deficient relATIVE: as long AS I DON’T WIDDLE ON THE Carpet, we’re good.

  • 2:12 pm
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