March 30, 2009
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not like it matters…
but I find it amusing (because often people’s misconceptions are amusing)
that in this small town (The Snatch), when I am out with the man we are often not seen as a couple.one person accused me of dating a married man. he has never been married. but furthermore, there are plenty of people who think one of us is gay. depending on who you’re talking to it could be either him or me. I don’t think I’m misunderstanding anything here– it’s pretty clear and I’ve heard rumors.
I don’t figure it’s anyone’s business, and it’s not like they’re asking me anyway. we’re treated rather well and I get the feeling people like thinking they’re being inclusive of us.
I’m just glad I stopped getting stern looks for cheating on Fodon. I’m totally serious.
Comments (31)
hahaha, I need to go up and tear the snatch up! hahaha
If it weren’t for the sheep, I’d plan a trip sooner rather than later. I do enjoy the looks of delight when people see us together, like maybe it’s back to old times and we’re doing the long distance thing? Or whatever they think is going on.
@Fodon -
it’s not helping that when people ask about you, and they do, that I have to tell them you’re raising sheep.
@satori -
you should tell them I’ve become a plumber…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
@Fodon -
oh mary, mary, kwite contrary…
(yeah, I know, she’s not the one with the sheep but that one’s overused.)
Is your q still not working?
@Fodon -
and BY THE WAY, the salon flooded this morning and I needed a plumber. WHERE WERE YOU??
or, are you just trying to be ‘kool’ like the kids on iCarly?
@satori -
I was at home lubricating my own pipes.
that got you hot, didn’t it?
nope, no workie, but I weighed my english-usage shame with what I know of your spelling skills and figured I was safe… damn.
@Fodon -
BAHAHHAHAA~! kwite.
I find myself in such a kwandry.
I totally feel sorry for anyone that’s going to come along and read this now…haha
Totally, dude.
Well, that is how one spells kwandry, isn’t it?
@Fodon -
yessssssss, yes it isssssss…
You two are so silly.
@queenie -
why, THANK YOU… ::bowsdeeplyandfallsover::
people love to think naughty things. lots of our friends have assumed I was having an affair with my buddy up north I stay with when I go visit. even someone that I would have told if I decided to do such a thing. I would bet you all a bazillion nickels that when people find out we’re not, they’re disapointed, not relieved.
I wonder what they think sheep are a euphamism for?
“ooh she raises sheep. I see.”
@MuertaVida -
They probably think I’m making lesbian porn–mary had a little lambian. Little Bo-Peep Lost her Clitoris…etc
Anyhow, dude, when you have your affair with you friend(s) up north, totally tell, us okay? they’re hot. I like scandals, yeah yeah yeah!!!
(I hope you know I”m totally kidding and I actually hate scandals–I didn’t even like it today when i thought satori had a crush on a 14 year old)
i really wish you two were a couple, because i think you were made for each other
@MyInnerChildIsCoffee -
she finally agreed to consider marrying me, you know, sometime in the future. but sadly, it’s a platonic marriage.
@Fodon -
and HE’S NOT FOURTEEN~!~!~!
@satori -
your ~! just don’t help in getting the point across, you know? 14, 16? What’s the difference?
@MyInnerChildIsCoffee -
Yeah, we may get married: We’ve decided Mob Theme.
Now I’m just jealous.
@Fodon -
AAAAAAAAAUUGH~! thirties… THIRTIES~!
my keyboard’s all buggered. apparently it’s set itself to pre-teen in the nineties.
just like your boyfriend
I can’t believe you cheated on a gay married man with Fodon. What is the world coming to…
@Fodon -
touche’, touche’…
At least it’s not a plankton marriage, right?
And if there is an affair, there has to be pictorial evidence for those of us who perv vicariously through others. Kwite wiqued. *wink*
Well. This was rather fun I might say.