October 31, 2002
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they couldn’t read my blood pressure
somebody pour me a drink
my pulse? over 200, who can tell for sure
something with lime
I converted before they did anything seriously medical
and I still had to stay for two hours, staring at the ceiling
make that a cake
a whole cake with raspberry filling
and big cuppa shut the fuck up and let me go home
and there was much eye-rolling.
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I hate when that happens.
Seriously.
But I much prefer a cuppa shut the hell up when it does, because shut the fuck up just seems so severe.
Oh I’m always very polite…not so much in my head, though.
there, there. poor thing.
oh, and we always keeps lotsa that “shut the fuck up” on hand, so come on over my way if you need any extra.
who needs a cuppa stfu when you have a mallet
lat time i went…they couldn’t get a reading in my left arm, pulse or pressure – I told her I was dead and she didn’t believe me
What were you in for?
if the doctors are going to bother you with all sorts of strange tests and sexy probes the least they can do is give you a cavalcade of prescription drugs, sort of like a consolation present if you don’t win the grand prize of health….
They say laughter is the best medicine… Would if help at all if I brought Carrot Top around to your house and hit him in the balls with a hammer for a few hours???
***SMOOOCH***
So, is this the cake you ate for VeggieBoy? {{{{you}}}}
Huh, did I miss something?
As long as they’re not rolling your eyes it’s okay.
whenever they look at me concernedly and say, “oh my, you look pale,” i shriek in horror, “i DO??” and run away. i bet you could get some good acceleration with a pulse of 200.
Holy cannoli!
Stranger, it seems we have met before… maybe in another life, or maybe I was chasing one of those elusive dreamz? LOL change is good
Hope you feel better soon.
They did field tests with soldiers, high pulse rates decreases your ability to do anything much.
Anyway, I never said that OLD people didn’t know they were no better. It’s just stupid young people, like this one stupid girl who *Worked with the elderly* and was telling me how she *felt sorry for them*. Of course, she wasn’t impressed when I said
“It’s their own fault. They chose to be old.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, if being old sucks so much for them, they have the choice to end it. It’s up to them, why should you feel bad about it? Do you feel bad for people that stick themselves with needles and get sick on drugs?”
“No! Thats different!! How can you compare that!”
“Choice is choice.”
they all suck
yee I cant wait