December 19, 2002
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The baby gell is watching Peter Pan, and I’m hearing one of my favorite songs from childhood:
Never smile at a crocodile
’cause you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
he’s imagining how well you’d fit beneath his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
never tip your hat and stop to talk a while
don’t be cruel, never mock
thrown a kiss, not a rock
leave the island, never talk to Mr. Crocodile
Some people are like that. No point in hating them; they’re crocodiles…they can’t help what they are.
Still, you’d be a pretty dim bulb to know it’s a crocodile and still put your head in its mouth.
just a pubic service message from your friends at:
Metaphors R Us
Comments (15)
That goes for most large cornivars realy. Did you see the link on mAmazon’s site? When did America start acting like the EBS? Bastards are coppying us!
LOL! That was a great song!
-M
LMAO satori. You’re rich!
still, sometimes it’s fun to be the little birdy that picks the croc’s teeth clean, and flits off at the last second.
racher, you’re just plain FASTER than me, gell!
*chomp chomp*
my favorite disney song when I was a kid was the snake one in the jungle book… same kinda thing, I guess.
btw your comments always make me feel all warm and fuzzy
thank you for being here.
I LOVE that song! My sis, bro, and I used to always sing it…we still do actually. They think I look like Captain Hook. Sometimes I do.
heh.
Sometimes I put ym head in the crocks mouth just to tempt fate a little, then when he bites down, I get upset and carry on like I didn’t know any better LOL guess it’s the drama quotient
as Missmina says:
Metaphors Be With You
joe…DIRT!!!
I’d like to fire a crocodile out of a canon into a crowd of tap dancing midget clowns, but I think this has little, if anything to do with your metaphor.
On another note: crocodiles also turn into handy accessories like shoes and handbags, although I suspect it’s more trouble than it’s worth trying to skin a croc for something to wear on your feet…