June 29, 2003
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WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S…
AMORE (THAT’S AMORE)…
I. am. blotto.
how come there’s no currently drinking: here on xanga??
there’s a really good reason… but I can’t articulate it…
a good reason, as in POSITIVE. I done been happified, but after hosting 3 parties in one weekend, I deserved to get a little pissed.
on the scale of one to ten: right in between slurring my words and publicly wetting myself.
I looked through the pics, and was amused to find that the image of ruthless_logic was dc00666. how apropos (sp? where’s my red pen…). rl is lush-o-licious…just as advertised. of course, I already knew that, so no extra points por moi.
here are the reasons for celebrating:
no one was ninjured.
no one cried.
everyone left with who they came with.
groover brought me chocolate.
kia sephia had boobs that I can’t even speak of without blushing…
what was I saying?
I got to bounce in the dogmation chamber…so did the mamas.
and did I mention I DIDN’T WET MYSELF
um, nevermind…
gotta go.
Comments (23)
i can taste the port right now, damn you.
And who the hell drinks port in the blazing summer heat? You really must be blotto.
jfal;kv oei aiv aoeinrke !!!!
Heh. I AM the debil. ::evil grin:: Corse, yo’ pretty damn luscious yo’ ownself. Thanks, babe. I had fun. I wanna come back soon. I’ll bring the port.
JFALKV OEI AVE AEOINRK3 !!!1!!111!1!!!!!!1!!!1 OMG LOL
Woodbridge chilled chardonnay…you know you’re getting old when you find yourself drinking white wine.
Sounds as if a good time was had by all. The only missing ingredient was me. Or not.
you weren’t here??? apparently I’m drunker than I thought…
Always good not wetting your pants.
I jumped in a bounce house this weekend too!!!! But it was Blues Clues. I learned, I cannot do a back flip anymore without injuring myself. LOL
ROFL!! I love the Currently Drinking idea!! *Runs to the Xanga guys to suggest ~ nay, demand ~ it!* Course, mine would be permanently stuck on “Pimm’s and lemonade, consumed in our suntrap of a backyard whilst wearing a highly improbable bikini and hoping for enough warning to cover myself up before housemate’s boyfriend comes back in bearing icecreams for us all* (Yesterday I didn’t get enough warning.. I got the Double Chocolate Magnum though, so yay me!
hhe. wish I was there… really really wish I was there…
I love the bouncy castle. I got drunk Friday night. Went out for the first time in ages and had three guys buying me drinks at the same time. One was the poisonous money launderer of an ex. this was stupid of me. I know I will end up back with him if I’m not careful. I’m much too nice to people when I’m drunk.
Also: LMBO at “house porn” ~ I’d missed that!!! I know exactly what you mean, too, which is scary enough ~ LOL!
i think you just started the now drinking category…..
i think i now have jealousy issues!!!
bwahahahaha if you wet yourself I hope you took a picture
fun, fun, fun. miss you already.
hahahaha, oh dammit, i missed so much more than i’d feared! why don’t you hos live closer to me?
have one for me, while you’re at it.
i really like port, especially peach. yeah, that sounds nasty, i know, but it ain’t like schnapps nor nothin’! hell, the regular ol’ port tastes like raisin juice anyway, so why can’t i drink some peach-flavored port?
currently drinking: bourbon & Tab
where o where is my green envy smiley? i wish i could have been there. glad you had fun, darlin’.
5,000,000,000,000 props! Great job! (You forgot a very important reason-you didn’t commit harry carey!)
-M
Thanks for the inspiration.. i’m gonna crack the dubonnet.
I drink to cover the fact that I pubicly wet myself
Nooo.. that stain on the bed.. that.. that’s apple cider O_O
Wet yourself ??? Did someone say , watersports !!