July 13, 2003
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in my hometown, there was this dry cleaner’s on the seedier side of the main drag, you know? we used to drive around a lot, being as there was nothing to actually DO in said town. we used to stand around in parks a lot. one night we fake fought just like william shatner as we sang the star trek fighting song: duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh. we drank perrier and ate french bread. my mother found my bottle opener and WOULD not be convinced that I used it for perrier. we were rebels of the worst kind.
so anyway, this dry cleaner? they never changed their sign. each week someone would steal letters…until finally, all that was left was: pants. weeks went by and it never changed.
so one night…with the stealth of kittens…we sidled up to their door and taped up a big note:
take down your pants.
little did they know we were just teenagers.
I bet they were shaking in their boots.
Comments (18)
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lol!!! … lucky that no one caught you guys! enjoy what’s left of the weekend … aloha
Man…and all I did was kidnap the entire cast from the children’s theater group I directed…steal the American Barricade signs with the flashing lights and set them on the police department’s front lawn…and follow cops to crime scenes late at night.
But damn…..perrier? You lot were hard core hoodlums.
OY !!! you’re telling me to take down my pants maybe ????
is that libby with you in the picture?
Done and done!
Oh yeah, they were the bad old days.
Where’s Timantec? Look, T. — PANTS!!!
Very funny Cheryl. (grumblegrumblegrumble)
Now give me back my pants. They will no longer allow me into the movie theater if I’m not wearing pants. I have to go see the Sean Connery movie. I need my pants Cheryl!
I bet they let you into the orlando bloom movie…
PRIORITIES!!
I have a date with fp to see the pirate movie.
shiver me timbers!!
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
Oh you crazy kids…..
hehe, we have come to liberate your pants!
The whole world looks better when you’re not wearing pants. And you can quote me on that one.
Your first paragraph… perfection.
Rebel, you!! love the pic
ROFLMAO!
OMG, you freaked me out! lol