September 29, 2003

  • this song is stuck in my head today…
    (as sung by diana krall)


    East Of The Sun
    (And West Of The Moon)


    East of the sun and west of the moon
    We’ll build a dream house of love dear
    Close to the sun in the day
    Near to the moon at night
    We’ll live in a lovely way dear
    Sharing our love in the pale moonlight

    Just you and I, forever and a day
    Love will not die; we’ll keep it that way
    Up among the stars we’ll find a harmony of life to a lovely tune
    East of the sun and west of the moon dear
    East of the sun and west of the moon



    Revelations about what I REALLY want from life:


    Peel Me A Grape
    (as sung by diana krall)


    Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
    Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
    Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
    You’ve got to wine and dine me

    Don’t try to fool me bejewel me
    Either amuse me or lose me
    I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape

    Pop me a cork, french me a fry
    Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
    Chill me some wine, keep standing by
    Just entertain me, champagne me
    Show me you love me, kid glove me
    Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
    I’m getting hungry, peel me grape

    Here’s how to be an agreeable chap
    Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap
    Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
    When I say, “do it,” jump to it

    Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
    Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
    Just hang around, pick up the tab
    Never out think me, just mink me
    Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me
    New Thunderbird me, you heard me
    I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape


    I tell ya, wouldn’t it be nice?  I could live like that.

Comments (13)

  • Diana Krall is so great.

    And I’ve always loved “Peel me a Grape”. I could live like that too.

  • Sure, why not?  I’ll peel you a grape.  What a funny song.  Actually I’ve never heard it.  But the lyrics kinda make me chuckle.

  • I love that song. I used to peel my own grapes. I need a slave, especially after reading the last paragraph.

  • I can’t believe how many Diana Krall fans there are these days.

  • Laaa lalaaaa

  • ARGHHH DIANA KRALL>…MUST …POUR MOLTEN…IRON…IN..EARS…

  • dare to dream… dare to dream…

  • Diana Krall is great. I like her version of “I Get Along Without You Very Well.”

  • hehehe… very swanky!

    (“french” me a fry?  haha! )

  • re your comment on the spaghetti plate:  I dunno what’s wrong with a spoon, I just suck it up myself ;)

    btw any spare slaves you have send them to me.  I can keep them occupied when not peeling grapes or shaking out the mink rugs.

  • one of the most amazing things about my life, is that my monkey comes darn close to that… he doesn’t snap to, and I wouldnt ask him to, but he does spoil me and treat me like a princess. and he likes to do it. who knew they actually exisited…

    he likes diana krall, too. I’ll ask him to play the song for me :)

  • Diana Krall is in the news all the time here in the Great White North. Unfortunately, that’s mostly cos of who she’s presently sleeping with. :(

    But I love her for herself too.

  • That song is so> Nowel Coward. I’ll peel you a grape. I do it all the time for my niece. All you needed to do was ask, damnit. There was no need to bloody sing. really.

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