November 9, 2003

  • THE WAITRESSES…
    “Smartest Person I Know”

    consider this…
    the smartest person I know
    was worried that they don’t fit in
    when everyone’s running this way
    they’re always running that way.


    the smartest person I know
    was worried about their career
    their work was once important
    now it’s empty and redundant
    and when they mentioned something ‘bout a fifth wheel…


    I told the smartest person I know
    “big wheels turn real slow
    when you finally get a bone to throw
    there’s no dog around to catch it.”


    “the trouble with you is you’re right
    you’re awkward because you’re normal
    you’re worthlessly over-qualified
    and hopelessly hopeful.”


    “the trouble with you is you’re right,
    you’re the smartest person I know,
    that’s why you feel like fifth wheel…”


    “the trouble with you is you’re right
    isn’t that most inspiring?
    really such a comfort
    useful and encouraging.”


    “the trouble with you is you’re right
    and the smartest person you know
    also probably feel like a fifth wheel…”


    the smartest person I know
    was worried about their lover
    “we were both going this way
    now we’re both going that way.”


    the smartest person I know
    asked if anybody else was sick of living
    with the end just around the corner
    under the boom that never comes.
    and again they mentioned something ‘bout a fifth wheel…


    “the trouble with you is you’re right
    you’ve got values so you’re immoral
    you struggle ‘cause you work too hard
    not cool ‘cause you’re too real.”


    “the trouble with you is you’re right
    like this other person I know who says
    I’M the smartest person they know
    and be glad that I feel like a fifth wheel…”

Comments (12)

  • “the trouble with you is you’re right
    you’ve got values so you’re immoral
    you struggle ‘cause you work too hard
    not cool ‘cause you’re too real.”

     

    I like that.

  • I need morals.

  • The smartest person I know will get me my appetizer within, like, five minutes, because I’m hungry as shit and ready to tip.

    Yeah, but I know all about being the fifth wheel.

  • Since that job seems to be filled can I be the dumbest person you know?

  • I hated Waitressing!
    But I love being served-especially Deep Fried Black Olives with Pesto Aioli!!!!!!!
    (((((((BIG FAT HUGS TO YOU!))))))
    -M

  • Baby, I’m back.  (No, not the commodores song).  Call me later if you want.

  • hey!…please help me reach my goal of 100 epropz! thank you so much!

    OLiVE

  • did you write this?

  • oh, no no no…it’s a song by an 80′s band…late 70′s even, the waitresses.  I LOVED them.  they sang this song, “I know what boys like, I know what guys want…”

  • had to return to xanga and be entertained, ciao!

  • O-o-o-o-h yeaaaaahhh.

    (How come this only showed up on my subscription list thingie today?? Trouble in Xanga City, I guess.)

  • Satori, you need your own 80′s pop band. It’d be great, you could have a casio keyboard on a shoulder strap, rollerskates and bubble skirts. I know I’d buy a copy of the album, or at the very least steal it from Kazaa!

    Rock on sistah

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