November 23, 2003
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“Motherfucker, I ain’t seen pussy in so long
I’d throw stones at it.”
…Paul Sedaris
David Sedaris:
Common_Relationship_Misconceptions
It’s good for my partner to sleep in the van, yard, or toolshed at least once a week. “Let’s take this one step at a time,” says assistant district attorney Dana Westwood. “While it’s true that a lot of people sleep in vans, it’s a stretch to say that they all enjoy it. The same goes for yards and toolsheds. Some people curl up on the front lawn because they like the change, but others do it because they’re wounded and don’t want to get blood on the furniture. The next time your partner heads outside in the middle of the night, it might be wise to pin him or her to the ground and ask a few simple questions. The answers might surprise you.”
one more for your edification:
AMY SEDARIS
a woman after my own heart!
Comments (22)
yoiks!
yoiks is right!
o.O
Actually, that’s pretty funny
The next time your partner heads outside in the middle of the night, it might be wise to pin him or her to the ground and ask a few simple questions. The answers might surprise you.
I looove Sedaris.
…reallly?
WOW.. The article read like a joke.. It is isnt it?
I worship at the altar of David Sedaris. But then there’s something wrong with me.
you know what they say about putting the “fun” in dysFUNctional. Guess it’s all about how you look at it.
maybe i’m one twisted individual, but i’m HOWLING over here!!!
I reckon we throw stones at it a lot more often than we’d like to admit.
Yoiks.. AND AWAY!!!
Testosterone should be a Schedule II substance, eh?
bahahaha
I love all them wacky sedarises
I see hostess cupcakes in the background…I haven’t had one of those in soooooo long…….
That’ll be me Christmas morning….
I feel like a moron…who’s Paul Sedaris?
-M
yay amy, she’s the bee’s knees, I love her brother’s stories about her the best.
This is a really functional family. Do they post on Xanga?
oh my LOL
those crazy sedaris kids!
god i love them!
I wonder what their parents fed them as children? Hehe.
It’s amazing how pretty Amy Sedaris is!! I remember seeing her on a talk show. I had only seen her on Strangers w/ Candy prior to that appearance. I couldn’t believe i was her!
LOL