November 26, 2003
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I’d say cry me a river
but it’s not like you would listen
much too busy party plannin’
for the day you chuck me over
you ruined all my favorite songs
now stardust tastes like sawdust
when harry croons it makes me want to vomit
I wish I wished the best for you
unfortunately that’s not true
so here is what I wish for you instead:
I hope when you are walking
out apon the grassy green
that a rake snaps up to crack you in the snout
(you pig)
I hope you step in dog poo
but don’t notice that it’s on your shoe
until you’ve gone and tracked it through
your brand new house
(you shit)
I hope when you are screwing
all those tramps that you’ve been doing
without condoms…
that you get a mighty itch
(you dick)
Comments (28)
LMAO!
OUCH!
Dinah Washington, right?
Amen!
picture, liz p., lyrics, me!
pizza pie… fantasy scary lions… ruined all my favourite songs… that shade of pink…
oh my… this has been such a wonderful assult on my senses. thanks! again i have to thank Kallikrates for listing your site. i’m a fan.
Hey, now there’s some poetry I can dig! Sorry for the inspiration behind it, but I likes the product.
Amen! And thanks so much for your beeeg hug! It made me smile!
poor doggie poo :/
There are times I’m glad I’m not a man.
I wish I could fix what’s no longer working…
…but there’s a point when broken and fallen apart are two different states, or so I’ve heard.
thanks for the comment. yummay, indeed. when i saw them perform they were wearing matching silver leotards that were baggy up top and pink cutoff sheer tights. the one would act coy and the other would posture with her guitar. and when they danced! they moved like girls do when they play dance. best show ever!
how do i love thee….
I’m with HDL . . .
If you need a good deal on dog poo, lemme know. The newfie believes it’s her mission on earth. Shipping’s free.
aha! bedwarmers!
I could not agree more. Anyone who can ruin Hoagy Carmichael deserves a big old dose of the oozing sores on the dick.
LMAO
I know a few people I’d like to send that to
Fucking A.
ROFLMFAO!
Lyrics you? YOU ROCK!!!!!! But then you already knew that…
-M
love that dog poo imagery.
great song!
brilliant. bitter. biting.
that’s fabulous, just like you are.
what I don’t get is how we trick ourselves to think we need those who don’t even deserve us.
what the hell.
If you’re writing songs now, I wanna be a groupie
I jusssst wanted to leave you some
RaNdoMProPz !! ;—–Q
but the damn thing refuses to let me .
I’d say now is a good time to get out of whereveritis you’re hiding.
she don’t want any props…ya freak ^
Thats the way it is…
you should write for hallmark. i love you. you will kick this’s ass, and i will jump up and down and cheer. and i will try to never ever piss you off.