I think this may be the longest I’ve gone without sex since age 18. I wonder if Captain Feathersword is available… I’m thinking that maybe my tastes have changed. but then again, maybe they haven’t. maybe I was always this odd.
Not even close for me. I went more than a year when I had Mosta. I masturbarted constantly, but never mind that.
Wow, not only a manly pirate and a manic, uh, meerkat(?), but a whole heap o’ phallic symbols in the background. Gotta love that porn for mommies.
LMAO @ that’s odd to hear VM say that
Captain Feathersword? You’ve gotta be kidding me! I think Captain Kangaroo was sexier!
Eeewwww.. I hear ya sista!
darn it, my comment didnt take!!
I invited you over to watch my new pirates of the carribean dvd, eat cookies and drink coffee in our jammies with me today!!
ahrrrr…. )
If you think about it, “Captain Feathersword” sounds like the name of a very naughty sex toy. Imagine walking into your neighborhood sex shop and saying “Why yes, I’ll take a pair of edible crotchless undies, some astroglide, and a captain feathersword, please.”
L, you’re weird. But in a good way,
and at least you didn’t point at the dog.
I’ve had long periods of no sex. It’s bitter and unnatural.
that’s me, bitter and unnatural!
*smile* Sex. What’s that?
whoa… Captain Feathersword looks like he could buckle some serious swash there. O_o
I dunno, the good cap’n pants aren’t NEARLY tight enough. I wanna see the good, dammit.
Plus his name does NOT instill confidence in me. I don’t want a guy’s sword to be featherlike….
okay, i read this on my SIR, and i totally expected to come here and see a picture of your vibrator. but what you actually posted? taht’s disturbing dude.
and what the hell, you went the whole first fifteen or seventeen years of your life without sex. this should be a cakewalk.
ps, i’d have sex with you. if not for… well, several things.
crude things come to mind, I want to say it, really i do, but i just can’t. i don’t think I would be forgiven.
ha! i propped you.
what? you taste different now??
(sorry about that… !)
funny that drowningnotwaving mentions it… because the first time I read captain feathersword, I swear, I thought it was some kind of nefarious object. at which point I realize that I’m probably too young to remember him, which is why I jumped to the other obvious conclusion…
Ha, yeah, I guess the name Feathersword is not something that immediately evokes an image of virility for me. But hey, I’m only half member of the girls’ club anyway. Heh, I said member.
Hahaha…this was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day!!
A dry spell, eh? How sad!! My poor best friend (the “I wanna be a bear” drunken story chick) has the *longest* dry spells.
She always tells me to shut up when I say, “I haven’t had sex in awhile.”
“Shut up. It’s only been 2 weeks. Try a year!”
Okay, we are just different here…Anthony may be the only het Wiggle, but I could go for any of the other ones first. Jeff is my favorite, I swear the guy has permanent acide burnout or something (whoo, see? Sexay!)
That picture looks kinda like a screen shot from HR Puffinstuff. I don’t recall seeing a dog or a pirate in that insane little Saturday morning 70′s kids show though. Hmmmmmm.
i’ll sex you up REAL good. mmm mmm. if i send you an e-mail will you respond, bitchface?
try 21 months when Cody morphed into Callie
(lord, how did I do it)
ps. I find it annoying that I can’t make my presence known that I’ve dropped by your site without leaving a comment (ie via eprops).
Personally, I’d tweeze Anthony’s unibrow, and have my way with him…. -M
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Not even close for me. I went more than a year when I had Mosta. I masturbarted constantly, but never mind that.
Wow, not only a manly pirate and a manic, uh, meerkat(?), but a whole heap o’ phallic symbols in the background. Gotta love that porn for mommies.
LMAO @ that’s odd to hear VM say that
Captain Feathersword? You’ve gotta be kidding me! I think Captain Kangaroo was sexier!
Eeewwww.. I hear ya sista!
darn it, my comment didnt take!!
I invited you over to watch my new pirates of the carribean dvd, eat cookies and drink coffee in our jammies with me today!!
ahrrrr….
)
If you think about it, “Captain Feathersword” sounds like the name of a very naughty sex toy. Imagine walking into your neighborhood sex shop and saying “Why yes, I’ll take a pair of edible crotchless undies, some astroglide, and a captain feathersword, please.”
L, you’re weird. But in a good way,
and at least you didn’t point at the dog.
I’ve had long periods of no sex. It’s bitter and unnatural.
that’s me, bitter and unnatural!
*smile* Sex. What’s that?
whoa… Captain Feathersword looks like he could buckle some serious swash there. O_o
I dunno, the good cap’n pants aren’t NEARLY tight enough. I wanna see the good, dammit.
Plus his name does NOT instill confidence in me. I don’t want a guy’s sword to be featherlike….
okay, i read this on my SIR, and i totally expected to come here and see a picture of your vibrator. but what you actually posted? taht’s disturbing dude.
and what the hell, you went the whole first fifteen or seventeen years of your life without sex. this should be a cakewalk.
ps, i’d have sex with you. if not for… well, several things.
crude things come to mind, I want to say it, really i do, but i just can’t. i don’t think I would be forgiven.
ha! i propped you.
what? you taste different now??
(sorry about that… !)
funny that drowningnotwaving mentions it… because the first time I read captain feathersword, I swear, I thought it was some kind of nefarious object. at which point I realize that I’m probably too young to remember him, which is why I jumped to the other obvious conclusion…
Ha, yeah, I guess the name Feathersword is not something that immediately evokes an image of virility for me. But hey, I’m only half member of the girls’ club anyway. Heh, I said member.
Hahaha…this was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day!!
A dry spell, eh? How sad!! My poor best friend (the “I wanna be a bear” drunken story chick) has the *longest* dry spells.
She always tells me to shut up when I say, “I haven’t had sex in awhile.”
“Shut up. It’s only been 2 weeks. Try a year!”
Okay, we are just different here…Anthony may be the only het Wiggle, but I could go for any of the other ones first. Jeff is my favorite, I swear the guy has permanent acide burnout or something (whoo, see? Sexay!)
hmmmm, feather sword….nothing phallic ’bout dat! lol
That picture looks kinda like a screen shot from HR Puffinstuff. I don’t recall seeing a dog or a pirate in that insane little Saturday morning 70′s kids show though. Hmmmmmm.
i’ll sex you up REAL good. mmm mmm. if i send you an e-mail will you respond, bitchface?
try 21 months when Cody morphed into Callie
(lord, how did I do it)
ps. I find it annoying that I can’t make my presence known that I’ve dropped by your site without leaving a comment (ie via eprops).
Personally, I’d tweeze Anthony’s unibrow, and have my way with him….
-M