December 13, 2003
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yes I got some candy kisses for your lips
yes I got some honeysuckle, chocolate drippin’ kisses full of love, for you…
musiquarium is one of the best albums EVER.
my sister christa knows I open presents immediately apon their arrival. I think this generally bothers her, but not in a huge way. this year, I really was prepared to wait till xmas to open hers, even though it came before thanksgiving, which is a grand trial for my ability to defer gratification.
BUT, when she called on thanksgiving, she told me she’d been in ashley judd’s dressing room a day or two prior (cat on a hot tin roof), and had seen there, on a shelf, exactly what she’d sent me! she also said she was really surprised because she had purchased it from a fairly obscure nyc shop. of course I had to open it right then. I had to know!
she said ms. judd’s is black…
the shirt is a coin purse, and the bag is larger than it appears, big enough for a checkbook, even. professor snape appears for scale and sexual fantasy purposes.
crictor gives great gifts.
Comments (19)
1) Musiquarium is phenomenal! Right up there with Fulfillingness: First Finale.
2) My mother still opens presents as she gets them. She does it on the sly though, then rewraps them and puts them under the tree, thinking we don’t know what she’s done. But we are omnipotent and we know.
3) Goddam, I want that purse! And I wouldn’t kick old Snape outta bed for eatin’ crackers, either.
xo
that bag is hella cool. i can’t say “hella” without privately shaming myself. i wouldn’t put a checkbook in it, as much as my mini vibe and a couple of those little baby boozes they put in minibars.
I’m thinking I should probably put birth control in it.
AWESEOME! I cant wait to open either. My friends usually dont send mine til the last second because they are annoyed that I open it.
Hee hee – how many packs of plan B could I fit into one of those….? Way to go, sistah.
oooh I almost got myself one of those the other day, this wild store with all sorts of cool crap from around the world… maybe I’ll have to get one now.
just to be cool like you and ashley
ooh, actually, I have a shirt-like thing that I use to hold my cell phone. and that bag is way cute
HAHA! the purse is cute but I love the snape figurine better.
He just begs to be tied up in a dungeon somewhere…um..nevermind. 
My friend Cathy is a purse FREAK !!! I am going to have to show her you page just so she can see it…Is funny, last night at our party she had gotten into a discussion with everyone in regards to her purse fetish, yes, fetish is how I would have to discribe it..Hope your weekend is going well
Birth control???? You have moved on fast! I have a thing for bags, I love that one, I want it! My latest bag is a moulded (not flat painted) SpongeBob tin lunchbox.
what a cool purse!! I love it. your cistern rocks.
I think I may need to convert, now. Christmas is so unfair..why can’t Jews have one, too ?
I want a sister like crictor! My brother mostly gives me a pain in the ass.
I agree, those are hella cool!
Thanks for the good wishes, I’m doing better today. Lots better.
i am coming over and stealing that purse AND snapey.
i am the grinch, afterall.
hmm…those are purdy, in the “i’m a guy, so i have to say something, but i have no idea what” sorta way!
Great presents! That purse is to die for!
-M
My sister unwraps the presents I send to her kids, then re wraps them. Drives me nuts.
Ooh, and she also opens the presents she buys for my kids.. lets her kids play with them first… THEN sends them to me. LOL!
I love ‘em all!! Especially the purse!