February 28, 2004
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Mary, you’re a special girl,
so special we’re going to put you in special ed…

yesterday my son and I were discussing the classic half full/half empty analogy and I had the sudden realization of my own outlook model:
the glass is half full, and usually gets kicked over.
oh yeah, and did I mention it’s a glass of milk, so for years afterward you’re thinking, good god, what died?
and that‘s all I have to say about that.
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if you ever happen apon one of these:

BUY IT, and I will pay you back.
Comments (21)
brilliant analogy, Lara.
Do my eyes deceive, or does she have karate kick action?
If I found that, I’m sorry to say I’d have to charge you *double*. even though I love you.
okay, doh, I found it on ebay… and I thought, do I really need to spend money on this? I’m a big girl. I need to get over it. I’ll hang onto the money and put it towards my “mama needs a hot tub” fund.
ooh…i’ll have to look for one of those at a toy store near my apartment…it’s a funky old toy shop that has all sorts of obscure stuff…their stock ranges from star wars to jesus action figures and beyond…
and wouldn’t a jesus action figure just be timely?
I bought that movie today…
oh how i hate that movie!
You got it.
I’ve never seen that movie, but damn do I know that spilt milk smell…ergh!
-M
Ill keep an eyeball out.
Greetings fellow hot dog slicer. Yep, that is the trick!
Hey, if the Jesus action figure had a kung-fu grip, wouldn’t that be rather heathen??
Okay, I’m laughing to the point of snorting now.
hahaha… does she kick a coin into the nun’s wimple or something?
Plus, I said wimple.
My partner dressed up as Mary Catherine Gallagher for Halloween last year.
omg I love mary Catherine! SuperModel!
bahahaha.
Love it!!
great metaphor too!
Hey, you’ve just chaayyyyged my para-diggum!
I like that half full point of view. It points out that it’s not black or white, but shades of gray..or whatever…hehe.
Its not black, its not white, its shades of growing green…..
Well, to me the glass is half full or half empty, its just 2x the size it should be.