February 28, 2004

  • Mary, you’re a special girl,
    so special we’re going to put you in special ed…



    yesterday my son and I were discussing the classic half full/half empty analogy and I had the sudden realization of my own outlook model:
    the glass is half full, and usually gets kicked over.
    oh yeah, and did I mention it’s a glass of milk, so for years afterward you’re thinking, good god, what died?


    and that‘s all I have to say about that.


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    if you ever happen apon one of these:



    BUY IT, and I will pay you back.


     

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