March 2, 2004
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picture of my new baby:
and just like a real baby…
~it didn’t come on time
~it was a horrible and painful delivery (natural, no drugs, as I wanted to “save” 50$ and do it myself)
~it was slightly defective and I’ve decided to keep it anyway.
it is missing parts!! oh well. I haven’t turned it on yet, so I don’t know if they’re important parts.
vroom…
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I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!
you watch dave chappelle, right?
Comments (28)
hehe…looks nice, wish i had one myself :/ someday i’ll get treadmill-pregnant…i’m afraid of asking if it was artificial insemination or not, tho..
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
SLAP!
dave chappelle is way funny – the rick james one where they actually showed old, fat rick james was tooooo much.
alrighty… time to mill some tread.
I need to actually start using ours instead of hanging dirty clothes on it.
Jane! Stop this crazee thing! Jaaaaane!
I used to go over to a friend’s house and we’d take turns running on her treadmill and then we’d do some sit-ups and push-ups, maybe pump a little iron—you know, all that good Fitness Queen stuff. Then we’d reward ourselves with something good to eat and maybe a beer. Eventually, we just cut out the nasty, sweaty exercise stuff and skipped right to the consumption of vast quantities of calorific yum-yums stuff. Sad but true, true but sad.
sissy.
REAL MEN DO DANCE AEROBICS AND YOGA!!!
treadmills are so much fun, when they’re not running at 15+mph, causing me to run and trip.
Go Lara GO!
wahoooo!
It seems I often get a theme song for you in my head when I read your blog…today it’s “Eye of the Tiger.”
“Adriennnnnnnnnnne!”
dave chappelle is faaabulous, so funny. bitch!
I keep getting sick and my gym is feeling lonely. congrats on your new baby
Damn girl.. I am selling mine. It is just a towel rack for the pool area at the moment.
Soon to be cash in hand. LOL.
Have fun with it.
The Charlie Murphy stories crack me up. Did you see the Prince/basketball one last week? SHIT that was funny!
Search the maker online – go to thier website and say….
I just got my new treadmill and rather go to all the hassle and expense of sending it back could you please send me the parts that were missing from my purchase….
Always works for me in Uk
can’t see what make it is by the picture – But they are kewl
OMG! Too funny! I’ve spent the last two weeks at work replying to every deadline and setback with the words “but I’m Rick James, bitch!”
Grrrrr, mine still doesn’t work right! Grrrrrrr.
looks like mine actually – identical hmm, twins?
I wish you luck getting the parts for the treadmill, I’m jealous!
LOVE Dave Chappelle!!
I’m glad my babies didn’t come out with missing parts!!
yay!!!
LMAO@ Rick James..I love david chappelle
hahahah! i’ve been saying that line excessively for the past two weeks, my friends are annoyed and angry
OKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
(not being sarcastic, it’s from the episode about a day in the life of little john. what a great show)
WWWWWWWWWWWHAT
Running should be against the law! What an evil activity! While I am at it, Gravity should be against the law as well.
you know, the ground is natures treadmill!
On another note: I’ve been preparing a thorough portfolio on bacon, eggs and froot loops for the upcoming trial…
i should get you pics of my niece on our treadmill for inspiration. she alternates big steps with lots of tiny fast steps. it’s the new walking.
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Go baby go!
Have fun!