April 15, 2004
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I think there was some confusion about the alice in wonderland reference. you need a reference point. like the red queen says: always jam tomorrow, never jam today. or was that the white queen?
VM has been saying all along, jedi wave it… not just about my stupid fex, but about everything I’ve freaked about about in the past few years. she’s right; I know she is, but sometimes it takes me some time to perform it.
you take your hand and wave it, you have no power over me. and it is so.
I was able to do this a year or so ago over femme de la creme (she slept with my husband, emailing him secretly, and told xanga that *I* was stalking her).
I’ve now done it over him.
I don’t know which YOU see first,
angels or bats,
but once you’ve seen them both
you can never go back.
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it’s so true.
hell, *I’d* stalk someone that slept with my husband, especially if they got away from my gun. Isn’t that the first rule of the NRA, always hunt your prey down to make sure it’s dead?
*DISCLAIMER: JOKING! I already have enough butt trophies on the wall from just joy hunting*
Good for you for moving on, i still think you should make him wish he had a bigger asshole.
Ohh, I saw the bats. Am I bad?
Bats. I still don’t see th..OH! There they are. That’s probably not good that it took me so long.
I’m listening to the same thing right now. I like to scream, “You ain’t RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!”
I saw the bats first…but I find both equally pleasing. Teach me the wave?
jedi waving, is it like the “neener neener I can’t hear you if I sing badly and loud enough?” with fingers in ears? oh wait– yours is more mature and refined…
also, love escher’s dichotomies…
I will proudly admit to stalking you!!
I don’t know which I saw first. Maybe it was the chicken, maybe it was the egg…
It’s liberating once you realize how much of the power that people have over you is what you let them have.
Is it bad to enjoy their chagrin once they realize you’re smooth like a river rock, with no buttons to push?
Keep waving, sweet pea.
oh no, you people didn’t learn your lesson about the chicken and egg thing yet, did ya…
i need to do some waving of my own, methinks…too bad every time i think of a star wars quote all i can come up with is the yoda-ism: “no such thing as try, only do”…and i don’t even know if i have that right ;P
these aren’t the bats you’re looking for…
even still, i had to stare to get the angels.
you kick ass, you’ll keep on kicking ass. it’s hard to do when your feet are tired, i know, but i hear steel-toed shoes can work wonders.
Wave that wand, baby!
I’m a waver too, I knew you were a Jedi. I knew what the Wonderland ref. was about.
I love you.
Oh, M.C. Escher I love his art, especially his optical illusions.
I grokked the reference right away. It’s one of those lessons most of us need to learn and sometimes re-learn (and re-learn and re-learn and re-learn).
I saw the bats first, but only a heartbeat before I saw the angels.
Keep waving. To the fex: buh-bye.
jedi’s rule, sista.
i saw the bats first…… does that mean i’m twisted and evil? O_o
I saw the bats, and so did some of my favorite people, so I’m like totally okay with that.
yeah it’s NICE to say FUCK YOU BUHBYE and really mean it, I mean really mean it. it’s like taking a big healthy shit.
you’re the bomb, yo, and I hope you know it!
I like the three snaps and around the world…an oldie but a goodie.
I had a calendar whe I was single called “Men are Just Desserts”…and did I have fun eating them up!
*Embarassed cackling and runs away*
-M
I see only the bats, this isn’t like one of those fucking magic eye things, is it? love you!
I chuckle at the way my wife glosses over the drama and sees the art. Since I know shit about art, I’ll say that it’s nice to see you take charge of the drama.
Bats. Two minutes later, angels. One would think that years spent with Morgan Freeman & Co on the Children’s Television Workshop would have taught me to be quicker on that sort of thing.
One would be wrong.
And I always liked Alec’s version of the older Ben Kenobi…but I’m futzy that way. And while the force (or heart…whatevah) is strong with you Lara girl, remember that the Jedi mind trick only works on those with a weak mind and weak will…so don’t bemoan it having taken so so long for you. *wink*
As for getting over emotional damage…that’s a tricky one see. You can go for years and think you’re completely healed and past it…then one day the smallest thing, which might only resemble the event, will cause you to break down and cry like a leeeetle guhrllll. That’s what happened to me in the theater when I saw Redford in Up Close and Personal…in the damned theater of all things! Oi.
So um…you say you’re in need of a new stalker? *waves hand* You want Timothy to stalk you.
See…rather quickly I catch on, yes???
(I’m becoming a Jedi. You’re my Obi Wan.)
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i dunno.
i really hate star trek nowadays with all the crap theyve fucked it with over the post tng years and yet…
if i show you the paper i drew my comic book page 1 on – ….
there were enterprises doodled all over the place.
i dont like star wars anymore except the dreamy scene in empire strikes back with the millenium falcon approaching cloud city (Was it).
What sealkitty said…
I saw the angels first…then yes, the bats.
stalking is wayyyyy overrated. I’ve been accused by some psycho of stalking her, whatthefuckever.
I hope the force stays with you sweetie!