April 17, 2004
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a while ago I said I wouldn’t lose weight to get a guy.
I know some disagree, but truly, I wouldn’t want anyone
who doesn’t want me fat or thin.
unless it’s Alan_Rickman (click that)
but that’s another pitch of kittens entirely…
…link from ignatzmi

Comments (28)
Alan Rickman, yes — Severus Snape, no

Great little clippie there. Gave me my first real chuckle of the day. But maybe it’s the haircolor fumes in my lungs driving me to do it.
Good, I’d be creeped out by a woman who thought she needed to change herself to impress me.
dnw just says that because she thinks she looks like snape and it creeps her out that I’m hot for him/her…
what do you think? I think fleen could use a right good stalking.
i’ve been stalking fleen for months now, and all i have to show for it is a drawerful of moth-eaten tighty-whities, some candy wrappers, a few naked shower shots, and a restraining order.
God, I don’t care if he’s dressed as Snape or not, Alan Rickman’s one of the sexiest men alive. Did you see him in the video clip for Texas’ “In Demand”?? Where he’s dancing the tango with Sharleen Spiteri in the gas station?
Oh.
My.
God.
Okay, stuff studying, I have to go lie down now to get my blood pressure under control..
OMG I just clicked that link and nearly had a fit!! ROFLMAO!!! And I still think he’s hot. Gawd. I gotta get Nadia over here to look at that, LOL!!!
Cool. I’m not going to gain weight to get a woman so maybe we could go eat donuts together or sumthin’.
james and donuts! I have to be there for that!!
I want a donut. And I’d most likely gain weight to get a woman…though I’d have to figure out how to reverse this current trend. Even the new jeans I got that were just a smidge tight a couple o’ weeks ago or so are now starting to bag a bit. Eeep!
And I say you’re perfect the way you are Lara. I say it sounds like a grand plan to grab some krispy kremes, hop a plane and give James a visit. Maybe he’d paint ya while you were there! (and perhaps you could get him to do a watercolor of you while he’s at it) *giggle*
Timothy
Alan does nothing for me… but that video was HILIARIOUS!!!
((you))..its been nuts for me… ty for coming and seeing me
I want whatever Tim’s got. Is it a tapeworm? I could use a tapeworm. That’d be good, ’cause I’d still get to eat, but no weight gain! Yay!! *Looks around for a handy tapeworm*
someday I’ll post photos of Snape and photos of me, side by side — you won’t be able to tell the diff.
alan rickman was a lot better in dogma
ahahaha… great clip. Plus bonus Gildroy Lockheart cameo.
dude sweet video.
you’re sexy, and it comes from the inside. and cool guys like a bit of junk in the trunk, I’m telling ya.
hahaha, it’s funny how many of us wanna slink up to ole’ Slitherus and soothe his tortured soul.
ssssssssssssssss
I see millipede/centipede at dnw’s and come over here to tapeworms, YIKES… will I sleep tonight? I don’t know…
You get James AND donuts? Whoa … dude.
Who could sleep with James and donuts?!?!
Wait….that didn’t come out right. But wait, it sounds even better than I’d expected….
aww… I’m sure that was a millipede… and those are the gentle cows of the multilegged arthropod family, honest. Think caterpiller with a hard shell. Sorry I had to go and mention the nastier ones. Hope ya slept okay.
Woman, you crack me up.
I have got to show PJ that link… She will pee her pants.
Love that Snape
not necessary for you to change as far as real men are concerned.
i’m insecure as hell, so i’m firm in my belief that nobody is gonna like me the way i currently look…so i would change, in fact i think i have to, before actually attempting to believe i’m available or some other nonsense…
i could be using reverse psychology on myself, though…i need to work out again, to lose the compensatory weight i’ve gained from stress eating over my dissertation…so maybe i’m trying to convince myself to work out under the auspices of “nobody’s going to find you attractive if you don’t” logic, with the hope that in the end, i’ll just be healthier (probably still alone, but healthier nonetheless)…
Problem is that most white guys in my experience, unless you are friends with them first, want a woman to fit in with their peer group in looks. Black men are more generous and see fat as only another attribute. As one nice guy put it: more woman
I honestly don’t care what color a guy is… I just want someone who likes me for my SELF, not my physical asstributes
Mmmmm Lara’s Ass Tributes….
*drool*
And I was never accused of being Black…as I am oh so Pasty White…so you’re overgeneralizing there just a skoash SDJ.