April 23, 2004
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while I’m up emailing declaration rebuttals to my attorney…
may I just say, my husband (in name) is a total lunatic.
AND if you wanna know how done I am? I just threw out the vacuum sealed long gone bad salmon filet. Took it to the BIG can.
I’m famous for my fish vengeance… matched only by a certain yahoo’s dead duck vengeance. eeeeeeee, that still gives me the willies.
Gurleegurl, I love you baby… I’m so sorry I missed your call. I was on the other line with my attorney. YOU CAN DO IT!!
Comments (19)
Wowzers…this is so chock full o’ meaning that totally eludes me that I hardly know whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
Don’t like fish…
Ducks are fun to play with when they’re young…
Lara is beeeee-u-tifullllll….
Timothy (in mind & spirit)
“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense…”
Who needs stinky fish? Not you.
‘..emailing declaration rebuttals to my attorney…’
Why???? What kinda half-assed declarations has the lunatic been making to his attorney??? And I still wanna kick his ass, so please, if at any point you feel like tag teaming the bastard, let me know
go, Lara, go!
Yes, you may say it. hell, i’d take out a full page ad if I were you.
fish vengance… that would be a cool band name.
you are amazing, and beautiful. and you should let your loyal friends wreck havoc for you, so you can stay nice and clean. yep.
ha… I agree. I just double checked the Jedi code. It says nothing that would forbid aiming a band of scruffy rebels at the DickStar.
Y lost me, the picture scares me, and I have no photo of you. The end.
I have no photo of me either. maybe I’ll make someone take one. wait, what am I saying??
I’ve got a photo of you, but I’m in it too — so you can rest assured it will never see the light of day.
Lunatics abound these days.
i have a picture of you looking like the madonna and child. You being the madonna that is
xoxox
Wahoooooooo!
-M
dont take it out on the poor fish you plutz.
FISH ARE EVERYWHERE! Seriously, every other blog has fish or wheezing. Where’s the blog with the wheezing fish?
Some fish are cool. I’m totally lost. Have a super weekend…
I can only imagine that something special of his was in the salmon. If so, good for you.
Yes, have someone take a photo of you…that would be good.
Then we can have someone take a photo of Fleener…which in turn would be molested visually by Rache…which has happened before but would be bad, nonetheless.
*shakes head*
Should have sent him the salmon, third class mail