August 23, 2004
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I thought this worth a rerun…
Elizabeth Barrett Browning would be shocked:
How in the hell do I LOVE thee? Shut your mouth when I’m asking for answers. Are you ready to burn? Let my stupid ass count the fucking ways.
I LOVE thee to the fucking depth and breadth and height
My cockgobbling soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the fucking ends of Being and ideal Grace. I should snap your porkhole.
I LOVE thee to the fucking level of every fucking day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. You are a fuckhead.
I LOVE thee freely, as lame assholes strive for Right;
I LOVE thee purely, as them ass-riders turn from Praise.
I LOVE with a passion put to use
In my scabby old griefs, and with my motherfucking childhood’s faith.
I LOVE thee with a LOVE I seemed to fuckin’ lose
With my fucking lost saints, — I LOVE thee with the fucking breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my fucking life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but LOVE thee, cracked crispy fuckmonster, better after death.
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Burned by the Burnmaker!
* http://toy.thespark.com/burn *
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Comments (15)
Bwaahahahaha !
“I shall but LOVE thee, cracked crispy fuckmonster, better after death” LOL !
omg, dudess, i’m STILL howling!!!!!!!
Yeah, I remember this one. I was gobsmacked then and remain so still.
and once again, i cannot identify with the cockgobbling stuff.
You know Lara, I love thee with a passion put to use too…
you lovely fuckmonster.
Timothy
I’m not sure if snapping a porkhole is a good thing or a bad thing????? It may help if I knew what a porkhole was and what it was being snapped with….
I’d love to hear that recited some where.
If what you say on my post is true (and I can believe it), thank god for weekend long TESC parties (graduation or not, that’s just how that school is) and Olympia. Although I know the combination of the two has resulted in the opposite affect.
There’s something about Oly and Evergreen–either makes you feel more alive than you’ve ever felt or sucks the life out of you.
ah, my love the Burnmaster, gets to me everytime.
Ive never read anything that could possibly express the way I feel about my fuckmonster, this deffinatley hit it on the head…or shall I say the porkhole.
Oh My Gawd.
That is HYSTERICAL!!!!!
Oops. I read that wrong. I thought it said corkgobbling.
Oh Ma’am but I do prefer this improved version!
It’s just not often I get to read the phrase, “snap your porkhole”
I think I’ll use that today somehow…
AWESOME!!!!!!!!
-M