September 14, 2004
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“it never rain everyday.”
I have no idea who said that, but I suppose it is true.
however, there’s nothing like waking to a kid trying to get in bed with you, a kid who then sprays your room with vomit. thank maude for my “you must pee before you get in bed with me” policy as she was on her way to the loo when she woofed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!
that was a for real life yell, complete with hair-grabbing.
I had just gotten all the towels clean. I was going to take her to “school” today so I could apply for jobs. goddam it, it’s not like that is something I WANT to do. I fucking FEAR it, but I had resigned myself to actually doing it. now here I am, right back in apathy-ville. fuck me, it doesn’t take much to put me there these days. maybe I should just start drinking full time. oh, and there’s the cranky “I’m not smoking anymore” niccie thing. wooo. I am whatever the opposite of an aerobics instructor would be.
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I’m sorry. And I love you. And I’m sorry again. And also? Lemme jot down the ‘you must pee before you get into bed with me’ rule. *flutters eyelashes at you*
What, you didn’t think I would leave without trying to make you smile, didja? Please, you know me better than that. Besides, I’m not sure I’ve ever slept with the opposite of an aerobicss instructor before. Possibly… but still, not sure.
Take care of the chillin’s and yourself hon.
Timothy
{{{sweetie}}} Have had a few nights with the kids like that myself!
Hmmm, I had thoughts of starting to smoke again too, after 14 years, but being cheap I’m no way gonna spend 3 bucks a pack! lol
eewwww bed full o vomit…
that requires an entire day of movie watching, if you ask me.
I surrender. Life has won.
child puke-spewage, check
only one there to clean it up, check
screaming with actual pulling of hairs, check and double check
job-hunt apathy, check-a-roonie
feel your pain, check
http://www.thebushiad.com/ randomness…
The opposite of an aerobics instructor? I think that makes you non-annoying and means that you don’t wear a lot of spandex…both good things in my book.
oh man. cleaning puke at night is the bane of parenthood. thinking of finding a job (doing something you probably will hate) is the bane of survival.
BANE!
yeah, don’t try quiting smoking just today. unless it’s already been a few weeks or something. I’m such a bitch, I’m demanding you smoke.
I tell ya, if I had em I’d be smokin’ em. this is part of the curse of a sick child… can’t. go. anywhere.
I have three of my own. I SO understand where you are coming from. It has been my experience that when you have something REALLY important to do..such as looking for a job…it never fails, they get sick.
Ah still not smoking??? Good girl! Not me. Hell I bought a pack of smokes yesterday and sucked those babies down. Topped it off with a few shots of tequila. Wanna join?
Last time my daughter had the pukies, she unloaded all the way down the stairwell wall as she tried valiantly but in vain to make it to the bathroom. The patterns were kind of pretty. If it hadn’t been for the reeking reekiosity of the reek, I’d'a left it and called it art.
gimme your address, I’ll send them by homey pigeon. that’s right… homey. He has a hip hop vibe and carries smooooookkkke.
maybe that quote could be enhanced with: “it never rain vomit everyday”, eh?
for a woman who has molten doodoo hanging in her house and calls it art, primeva sure is uppity about what comes out the other end…
Love love love love you!
It’s too funny – there must be something in the air – I just posted about my own daughter’s vomit episode today..
man, reading all this has just reminded me why i don’t want kids.
being a mom is a TOUGH job. lots of love to you!!
I AM CYCLOPS! GREAT LEADER OF THE X-MEN! I WILL SMITE THEE WITH MY SPORK AND OPTIC BLAST!!!
Oh yuck. Thank all the gods she wasn’t in bed with you. I’m so freaking barfaphobic, I would have died.
yikes. Maaanng I feel for ya’!
:hugs for you:??? lol smile, it can only get better!
Happy HUMP day!
that’s about the same as when cgrrl got up to go to the loo and sat down and puked all over the tile floor at 3:00 am in the morn. Yuck ! sorry mama I feel your pain.
I love you.
-M
ya I remember 1 time Kelly was sick and she had just finished puking on the living room rug at 2 am. I cleaned that all up. Then we headed upstairs and she puked from the base of the stairs all the way up. I spent an hour cleaning her off and the stairs. How I hate vomit.
Soon, I have to quit smoking. I will see your shortly on the iam-quitting-cigerettes-so-dont-look-at-me-or-i-will-chop-off-your-dick train. Save me a seat would ya?
Take care,
Beth
When I gave up cigs (2.5 packs a day) I got a bit unpleasant (!). I threw my ex out of the house into the rain (he was only in his undies at the time) and poked carving knives at him through the chain on the door. I threw wine bottles at walls and generally acted like pms was standard. Then I put on 50lb