October 14, 2004
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today I go to the Divorce Settlement Conference. it’s at four. the letter from his attorney is ridiculous. essentially he wants me to take all the debt while he takes all the assets and pays me nothing. oh this is going to be a waste of an hour. I really don’t see the point. we may as well just go before a judge and let him (the judge is a man; I’m not just being sexist) decide. we’re so far apart it’s not going to get settled amicably.
he seems to think I have some vast wealth coming to me. yes, my grandmother died, BUT…she changed her will over a year ago after she found out about his extracurricular activities. what. ever.
so, I’m going out this morning, gonna play me a little golf! any song/mantra suggestions? what’s currently playing in my mind is “I will” by the beatles, off the white album… who knows how long I’ve loved you, you know I love you still, will I wait a lonely lifetime; if you want me to I will… it has such a sweet, calming melody. my goal for the day: lose no more than one ball and avoid stepping in goose poo. that seems reasonable!
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Sending happy thoughts your way. Hope your golf game is fab and the meeting goes fine.
Just go to your happy place for that hour…let your eyes glaze over, plaster a smile to your face, and then say “FUCK YOU” at the end
I’d be happy with just avoiding the goose poo. But then again, I don’t golf.
And you get
for that book…
hmmm. a calming mantra song? maybe that’s my problem… my song mantras are usually things like, Bjork. hmmm… i’ll tell one that centers me but it’s ridiculous if you sing it outloud in front of others,
and if you’re feeling sassy, “One monkey don’t stop no show” is good.
the theme to Star Wars.
do you get the impression i don’t know how to play golf? these don’t sound like good golf mantras!!!
uh, sorry about the kids thing.
also sorry about the divorce… nothing pretty about that. i hope it all goes well…
as for golf. huh. i wonder if i remember how to play? it’s been about 10 years – shooooot! i’d be in the poop for sure.
Goal revision…
Sing, “Swinging on a star” whilst playing… its a wonderful tune and will help to avoid poo of all makes and models. Take the nine iron to the meeting today… then offer to lose his &/or his attourney’s balls for them when they suggest the absurd.
Love you Lara girl,
Timothy
Have you ever listened to Nickel Creek? Calming and happy! Good luck with your conference!
mmmm goose poo…. uuuuugggghhhh….
I always think of Hootie & The Blowfish when I hear golf.
I wish you the best of luck at the meeting. Having worked w/attorneys for yeeeeears, I feel you.
Summer
don’t let the bitch get anything
Mantra: Go to hell, here’s a handbasket, you dick led bastard. Oh, and Have a nice day!
That’s not asking for much. ( both meant sarcastically about his demands & the goose poo )
You wouldn’t want to be golfing here today. It’s fucking freezing !!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Just wow. Maybe you could give him all your worldly possessions too, while you’re at it, plus a sparkly tiara from Tiffany’s, plus a racy little sports car, plus a nice chateau in France, plus a swift knee to the groin.
Better yet, just go straight to the knee thing.
Wow, what a shitty thing he’s trying to do! Just be strong, mama. I know it doesn’t seem like it now, but good always comes back to good people in the end. You’ll definitely come out of this the better person.
He sounds like he’s mentally challenged. He is isn’t he. If you step in goose poo, let it dry, scrape it off and make him ingest it through some deviant means.
Have a great time whacking balls. You need a few good balls to whack. Ha.
visualize each drive hitting mister entitlement square in the ‘nads?
Damn, I can’t find the Animal House quote about golf not being a game, but a state of mind (after they thwack Niedermeyers horse in the ass with a well placed drive)
Jan. 6th…. Beer is on me….
Big love to you, sweetie.
Most men and their superior attitudes!!!
They make me ill.
Hope you had fun playing golf. I suck at golf.
Hows about Little River Bands, ‘Cool Change’?
Enjoy golf before you have to see assface.
good luck avoiding the goose poo!
Best wishes that everything went well (as I’m sure you’ve gone or are currently at the settlment dealie). Flinging goose poo might be a good bargaining tool – you could even hit the judge as well if he’s a bastard too. Sort of a sweeping poo-flinging gesture so as to get the best coverage.
I still have my copy of that book from childhood. It’s a good one, huh?
Hope golf and the conference went swimmingly.
i hope you showed up at the meeting with your driver at your side, placed it on the table, and gently tapped it all through the meeting…you know, with that “gimme an excuse, biatch” look on yer face…
DEBT… That is bullshit…. How unfair.. The judge hopefully will sort you out properly and if not.. it will make you stronger.. Good luck
your avatar reminds me of salvador dali.
I don’t think it’s him though
yup, it is…
Speaking of visits, did you visit CHOKE_SCREAM_DIE and leave eProps but no comment on yesterday-Saturday? Some of your friends think that’s unlikely, and if you didn’t, your eProps were hijacked. My latest post exposes the fraud.