October 15, 2004
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I didn’t step in any goose poo, though I did have to scrape some off my pull-cart wheels at the end of the day. and I got a lesson! I was playing alone and the couple in front of my invited me to join them, but I wasn’t feeling the vibe so I said thanks, but no. they took SOOOO LOOOONG that when the guy behind me caught up I invited him to join me… and I was thinking OH GREAT. but it was great. he was a cool guy! he works at the clubhouse. by the fourth hole he was giving me GREAT tips. the best one was that I was standing too far from the ball! even the pro at the country club didn’t tell me that. once I corrected it, MAN I was hitting dead on my aim! very cool guy. we’re going to play together again.
OH, and a big blue crane flew right in front of me on the ninth tee!
so… I’ll be divorced on tuesday afternoon. how fucking weird is that? the pod was being a big whine-baby and even his own attorney started to get snippy with him!! I gave a lot, but thought fuck it, I’ll be done!
I got to the courthouse extra early and was SUPER anxious. you know, body anxious, not much you can do about that. the security/metal detector guy started to get concerned that I was sitting there so long and ended up giving me the heads up on the fact that my att’y was stuck in court! so rather than hang out with assface and his counsel I went and sat in on somebody else’s hearing. I got to hear my attorney give testimony as the gaurdian ad litem. it was cool, and by the time it was done I wasn’t nervous anymore. also, the judge hearing that case was the judge for our mediation, so I was used to seeing and hearing him by then (and he was used to seeing me as I was the only outside party in the room).
on the way to the conference room outside the judges’ chambers he said, “hey, aren’t you Robbie’s daughter? wow, that really makes me feel old!” and I joked with him a little as we walked into the room. HAHAHAHAHA!
I had the opportunity to say to the pod: I’m sorry but if you continue to try to engage me emotionally I’m not going to be able to discuss this matter with you today. I rock.
and tuesday I get a brand new name! never been used before! one of a kind! I’m glad I saved the good champagne. I have a frosty bottle of mum’s all ready.
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congrats!
not on the poo-scraping, i mean, but you know, the other stuff…
of course, if you tried that “engage me emotionally” line on me in court, i’d have to say “so, how about we just keep it physical?”
I’ll keep that in mind for when I’m divorcing you…
you know, you’d think that would’ve been the first time i’d heard that…
…and I’m sure it won’t be the last!
So instead of SatoriwhosharedthelastnameofAssface, what will your new last name be?
harris!
Congrats! Mine will be final in a couple of weeks!
He’s trying to get everything too! Fucker! Let’s go get a drink…….
Awesome!!
Alllrighty then!
Blue crane, that must be a good sign.
Wow, tuesday, huh. What shall we call you after then
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And I have to say, ever since your comment about wintermute’s eyes, I’ve been so damn curious…
You know, you’re talking like that is starting to take all the fun out of asses for me.
Give him and his Atty. hell… I usually don’t take sides in such matters when I don’t know the peope involved really well, but you seem so nice that he has to be a jackass for giving you any problems at all…. So once again.. Give ‘em hell Ms. Harris…
You do rock, babe!!
Dh was watching the Poker Tour last night and they showed some of the guys playing golf, very, very badly, and yet still betting thousands on each hole. Some guy came and complained that taking two hours on 3 holes was too long. They were so bad it was funny, though. And they were probably having more fun than anyone there.
If I didn’t work all weekend I’d come contribute a second bottle of Champagne. As it is I am emailing you at this moment…
Uh…woot? Yeah, sure. Woot!
You TOTALLY rock.
Your harris looking lovely today . . . Oh, I crack me up. Congratulations, Ms.
rapier wit, ms. harris, rapier wit…it’s because of people like you that i drink…
thanks!
HAHAHA @ historypig
DDDDDD
festivities to you!
You’re announcing that you rock? Haven’t I been saying that for like two years now? You DO!
harris? WE’RE COUSINS! I knew it.
you freak me out, connections. sorry I missed this earlier… I wanna toast you on Tuesday with the bubbly.
toast with cheese.
You ROCK!!! Congratulations sweetie!
Happy Dancing and great big hugs for you girlfriend!
You do rock, and I wish I could’ve seen his face when you nailed him, that was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
-M
You SO rock, woman!
Gotta give a little to get a little or get alot by getting rid of him congrats.
Tuesday afternoon your divorced.. I hope you have a great celebration with your bubbly..
A new guy maybe.. good good you must be oozing the single orphans (sP?)already good for you..
Excellent! Good things all around, besides giving a lot. My cousin will be in debt for about 20 years because of his divorce, but he just wants to get it over. It IS worth it to him, so I totally understand. Sucks though, that even has to be that way.
yummm…mum’s…how was it? I’m going to go wipe my drool now (I have a bottle of mum’s i’m saving as well..for what? i dunno?)
I just had to stop in and add mine. CONGRATS too. I have Harrises in my family, too. It’s my mom’s maiden name! Welcome to the family!
rock.the.fuck.on.
now we can get married like we always wanted.
*swoon*
i’m packing my shit & heading out west to claim my lovely bride!
RYC: So your fantasy is Tom Petty covered in curry?
Mine too.
Congrats on your freedom!!!!
hooray! glad the golf stance improved and congrats on reclaiming a new name with your new take on life.
AND THANK YOU!!! I just got the envie in the mail today. too, too cool!!!