November 24, 2004
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know what?
chicken butt.
turkey turkey TUR-KEY, I will cook a tur-key…
do the turkey dance with me now! turkey turkey TUR-KEY…
my mom took me to costco and bought me ton o’ food. actually, she bought me pretty much anything I indicated I wanted. I should have gotten creative but I am now stocked up on tylenol and double A batteries. heh. don’t ask. she also bought me xmas lights. I managed to find some that didn’t offend my sensibilites. outside ones, I mean. I’m not much for illuminated deer. I’ll take a piccie if I ever get off my ass and put them up. I, unlike my neighbors, wait till after thanksgiving. also I need a wreath hanger. I’m thinking target might have that.
Paula and I are heading to the liquor store friday. we’re having a partay. all two point five of our friends are coming and we may even have a line on some acquaintances! there’s a new drink Paula wants to try but we’re going to substitute chambord for grand marnier. I’ll be purchasing not one, but TWO, count them, TWO kinds of tequila… the mixing kind, and the sipping kind. there are going to be kids around so things won’t get too out of hand.
one of my dads called to say that he and his wife wouldn’t be coming to the dinner. I think it was a relief to us all as I’m not sure how well my mom’s current hub would handle having both my dads there. one is going to be interesting enough. gawd I wish there was someone else coming as a buffer. unnnnnnnngh. I’m not waiting till friday to buy the tequila.
Comments (22)
Oohh.. nice of your mom to make purchases for you!
PARTY??? Enjoy!
Are you getting Patron? Yummy for a decent sipping tequila.
Mmmmmm
Speaking of tequila, I have a gallon in my cupbaord awaiting me for turkey day! Heh, I may drink my dinner.
Ooh, free food is as good as free doctor visits!
Know why?
Chicken thigh!
I just fucked up a batch of peanut brittle. didn’t cook it to hard boil stage, just missed, so now i have a sorta buttered peanut syrup. I think I can salvage it by turning it into a pie tomorrow, we’ll see.
Dude, talk about possible drama – Thanksgiving with 2 Dads! My ex-aunt still comes to our Thanksgivings, so it’s a little ackward sometimes, but she’s pretty cool. It’s funny she comes, and her husband, my actual blood relative, never makes it (he lives kind of far away now). Anyway, have some tequila for me!
man oh man I love the modern family. I love how the right keep deifying this idea of the nuclear family when virtually no one has one. My family and John’s family include everything from basically adopted gay couples to ex-step-sisters (second marriage on his mom’s side) to half brothers to step-aunts. That is family, dammit.
Have fun with the Tequila!!!!
Love to eat turkey
‘Cause it’s good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
‘Cause it’s turkey to eat
So good
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let’s eat the turkey
in my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey at the table
I once saw a movie with Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can’t be wrong
Turkey durkey doo and Turkey durkey dap
I eat that turkey Then I take a nap
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That’s right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can’t believe the Mets
traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and Turkey for me
Can’t believe Tyson gave that girl V.D.
White meat, dark meat
You just can’t lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I’ll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye
Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving
Is that sung to the tune of the Simpsons ” you can’t make friends with salad ” ? Tukey,turkey, turkey…
Uh-huh. Tylenol & AA batteries. Tylenol to recover from the holiday & the batteries to juice up the vibe ?!?
Sorry! Adam Sandler
Ask your mother if she would like you to have a sibling. Me.
I need a parent to take me to Costco!
~whines~ I remember my Costco Daze. Yesh, I do.
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Have a good time at the partay dahling, and ENJOY the Tanks Giving.
have a fantastic thankgsiving. I love how the booze flows heavily this time of year.
Damn. Someone already took my chicken thigh response!
Tequila is scary. Have fun!
Yay for Chicken Butt!!
Yay for Tequila!!!
yay for such a fantastic friend like you!!!
xoxo
sorry… tequila thoughts are making me sick… i had a run-in about 5 years ago and still can’t smell it. yup, that bad.
eeeeeeeeeee *shudders*
have a great weekend, my dear!!!
my two dad’s t-giving style.
wow.
and kal – i heard that on the radio yesterday… his singing really does make me snicker.
urgghhhh
I’d skip the turkey and just serve tequila. They both have “t”, “u” and “e” in them. Besides, after a few shots, nobody will care anyway.
I’m working, so there will be no turkey at my house.
Tequila…. uuugggghhhhh… That stuff is crazy water… The absolute drunkest I have ever been in my life was because if tequila…. Best of luck… We may be getting more than cleavage pics if the tequila starts flowing…
Not that I would complain mind you
In any case, I hope that you have the most wonderful turkey day ever….
Thank God for Moms who take you shopping, and pay.
I’m not much for illuminated deer = just one more reason why i love you
I really wanna see the turkey dance, yo!
just dont get mezcal! they wont even sell that at bars, and for good reason! mezcal my favorite cacti booze. D batteries , more power! oo oo
My sister-in-law is Korean and makes noodles with veggies for all the holidays. It’s tasty, but I’ll be eating my animal flesh this weekend. I know, crass, but I crave crispy turkey skin!