January 5, 2005
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SNOOSH TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHE!
I had to call the pod (prince of darkness… because motherfucking prince of darkness makes a lousy acronym) and try to get him to compromise. will someone tell this fucking moron to quit putting his big ugly head in the tiger’s mouth? no fucking shit. I’ve spent the last several years practicing right speach/thought/action and I am loath to put a stain on my clean record. why is he so fucking stupid?
all I was looking for was a change in pickup/dropoff times. he kept saying what’s in it for me? I said if you show your ability to compromise there’s plenty in it for you when I show you some flexibility back. nope. he tried to tell me I was blackmailing him. well, no, actually, at worst I’m bribing you, you jackass. I didn’t want to do that so I didn’t tell him the cool things I was willing to do… like drive both ways sometimes, and an extree weekend here and there, pay some of the bills he’s supposed to pay. stupid bastard. no soup for you.
and because I’m trying to be real, which means being vulnerable, he’s able to push all my buttons. humiliate me. hurt my feelings. I can only hope I’m expiating some negative karma in the meanwhile. he has an aweful lot of faith in the trained tiger not eating his head, I tell you what. or maybe he doesn’t know it’s a tiger. he has NO idea how badly I could fuck up his little psyche. just because I never used the buttons doesn’t mean I don’t know where they are.
know why you’re supposed to love your enemy? karma, cause and effect. morality is just training wheels for karma.
but you know what, I don’t think he cares about seeing the kids more, no matter what he says about it. if he did, he’d take the kids all the times he could have them (he could’ve had them new years) and not just bring them back when “they’re bored.” I think he likes to think he’s interested in parenting, but he’s not. maybe that’s why he always tried to make out like I was such an aweful parent… projection.
why did I marry such a dick? dammit, I do know why. I guess I’m just lamenting it. I guess we’re just doing the best we can do at the time… which is also true for him. I wish he’d try harder not to be such an ass, though. for crapsake, get some fucking therapy.
Comments (34)
My guess is that he doesn’t try not to be a dick because he doesn’t know that he is one.
May I tell him? Repeatedly? While poking him with a sharp stick?
Because really…my karma is already in the shitter, I’m willing to jump on the grenade for you.
what a dickhole. karma’s going to kick his ass.
fuck, i might kick his ass.
I never understood that entire crap of using the kids as tools to hurt an ex spouse or to make them bend to your will by the visitation situation. Sounds to me that if he really had an option without letting the world know just what type of person he is, he’d stop visiting with the kids altogether.
I wish you didn’t have to go through any of this my dear.
bummer satori. hopefully being this way will eventually bore even him? hang in there, you’re feeling your feelings and dealing so you’re only in the ‘presence’ of his negativity, doesn’t sound like you’re perpetuating it… white light around you girl!!
he does sound like a dick. and push his buttons, why not???
Sadly i know how it feels to hear such stupidity and that unrelenting conspiracy theory. They always think that there are motives.
Stupid dickholes………i really like that word
just picture your dickhole as a dickhole
good call amy
ugh.
there are just some people not fit to be spouses or parents, but yet they do it all up anyway… people like that should just take a pass, make us all happy (although I shouldn’t talk, I just fooled my infant son so he’d grab on to something else besides my finger so I could type – crappy parent is me)
and the thing is? when the agree to the marriage, the kids, all that, I really think they think they mean it. but they don’t.
honey I am sorry we married the same asshole and I am glad you arent pushing his buttons. Revenge is a dish best served cold
yeah i hate that, how you can cover your buttons but there are still certain people who know where to find them.
become the river stone, grasshopper. smooth, hard, and buttonless.
in the meantime (and keeping with the geology theme) I volunteer to kick pod in the rocks.
I lurve you. I wish I could personally conduct the karma train right over his stupid ass. I’m still not quite up there with right thoughts/actions/speech so I get to think this and don’t feel bad about it!!
last two paragraphs could be my own.
I say push his fucking buttons. Something so satifsying about revenge, no? Maybe don’t take my advice though….I have an evil streak. What a dick!!! I’m sorry you have to deal with him.
I’ve never been married, nor do I have kids, so really I have not authority in stating what I’m about to, but so be it. It seems like all my friends who married assholes and then divorced them have this exact problem. And you’re completely right. They don’t really care about seeing the kids that much, it’s more about still having control over YOU.
Can I come up there and kick him the balls? Not only is it a pleasure for me, but I’m good at it.
Could you please tell him, the next time you ‘hafta’ talk with him, that I’m so so soooo gonna kick him in the crotch repeatedly until I feel better about his status as a human being and um, yeah… I’ll likely wear out three pair o’ shoes while we wait on that point in time to arrive.
Honestly, I’ve not killed anyone in a very long time… a decade at least. I’m due. Overdue actually. He’s reminding me of the fact that not all people should still breathe.
Love you Lara girl,
Timothy
ps… don’t love pod. NO. I really really so don’t.
I was going to make some vicious comment about the the silly fucksnap, but got a little distracted by all Sandking’s talk of hard smoothness.
Mmmmmm, hard smoothness.
WHYYYYYYYYYY are your entries not coming up in my subscription list? damn it!
ryc: that would have been effing priceless. SO GREAT. unfortunately i don’t have a digital camera yet – not even on my phone. *sigh* but yes. would have been best to just post a photo and say, “my morning. really.”
AND
you had to marry the dick to get the kids. simple as that. did someone already say that up there? i didn’t read, i was too pissed at my sub list.
karma’s a bitch. she’ll do her job.
what a fucknut. I’m sorry fabulous. Would it be easier if we switched weekend?
love love love love
Dante’s Hell is still awaiting him.
That was an interesting point you made though about him maybe not being as interested in being a parent as he wants to think he is. I think you’re on to something. I worked in family Law for quite awhile and saw this pretty often. Lucky for your kids that you ARE a good mother, I mean shit, they could have my SiL for a mom…
-M
ive been with girls with ex s just like that. bite his head off.
i dont think you can ask my about this stuff. im a tad bit confused as it is
How do so many of us end up with dickhead ex’s. They didn’t start off that way.
*smile* ILY
What’s wrong with mpod? It’s like the not even lukewarm far from hip Christmas gift while all the other good little girls are getting ipods!
We can only change ourselves and our way of looking at things. Be grateful that he’s not keeping the kids and treating them badly rather than bringing them home to a mother who loves them. That’s something. When we forgive we take away their power. When we forgive we take away our power and let the universe take care of it. The universe kicks ass!~
You have a Frazetta header? Awesome!
Better question:
Why do people use the nicknames for genitals as an insult?
Cause it’s funny!
And better yet it’s just insulting to call someone a hole in the head of a penus! why am i trying to explain this? It’s just funny!
stupid people– they’re like those ghosts that kid in sixth sense kept seeing who didn’t know they were ghosts– stupid people have no clue they’re stupid.
M’pod.
I laughed so hard I nearly peed my panties.
Hang in there honey.
I think chapelle is a little overrated.
he probably thinks he’s an awesome guy and that you’re the inflexible, uncompromising troublemaker. people never tend to see their own issues. mebbe buy him a mirror or 20 . . . and tell him to study them carefully?
I don’t even know what to say other than he’s an ass and I almost wish you would bite his head off, but then he’d just bitch about how you bit his head off, and not realise that it was his own actions that provoked your reaction. He seems to pretty much remain oblivious to the destructive nature of his own behaviour
MoPOD = motherfucking price of darkness
“why did I marry such a dick?” You’re just paying your karmic dues. But it sounds like you’ve got a handle on it. Many blessings to you.
He’s a real piece of work at the very least isn’t he?
{{{Hugs}}} He sucks, you don’t!