January 13, 2005
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I just got a massage and now I have tableface. you know, like pillowface, with those little creases. I thought of lotusgirl and the client scaring her when I broke my silence to tell eve that spot on my shin was perfection. she didn’t jump or anything though. this was the first time I’ve ever gotten a massage when I haven’t gotten it for pain. I feel fine. actually, I feel even better now. after the flu a few weeks ago and all the wracking body aches, I thought it would be wise to go get a tune up. oh, and I’m getting the car serviced this afternoon too.
I remember when I was selling my little red truck, the automotive love of my life, and a friend said to another friend right in front of me: I’d never buy a car from lara. who knows if she’d ever have serviced it and what all might be wrong with it. I was APPALLED. I service my car, maybe not right on schedule but SHIT. that was years and years ago and I still think of it every time I get six months out. dammit, I do too take care of my car. what kind of impression do I give? ugh.
I need a nap. I’m wearing ponytails. you can’t nap in ponytails.
Milla Jovovich is my new hollywood girlfriend. I don’t want to kiss her or anything. I just love her. I want to do her evil bidding.
Comments (18)
Man, I hate tableface…but I looooooooove massages. Was thinking last night about making an appointment but then I went online shopping instead.
I’m with you on Milla…I watched Resident Evil: Apocalypse last night, which wasn’t that great, but I could watch her run around in skimpy outfits, kicking ass, all day and all night.
I want a massage SO BAD! I actually sleep in a ponytail every night. Am I weird?
CEDAR! that’s horrible for your hair. i think we talked about this. horrible. stop it!
massage… i want one!
apparently your therapist isn’t as easily startled as i am, or she doesn’t concentrate so hard that she’s on edge. 
milla. i’ve just… never gotten her. you can have her with my blessing. but i want you to do MY evil bidding. mkay?
hhmmm i need to service my car and myself for that matter!
thanks for the reminder *smile*
ryc: out of the loop my dear, at least for a few years… but make a mental note for future reference when i win the lotto and you and i are headed to a beach in another country…
She is hot. And she’s pretty freaking cool in real life as well. I mean she’s one of the few supermodels that has used that to learn more and better herself. Apparently she’s pretty bright and she actually likes to play video games–so we know she’s kind of nerdy. And that makes her more hot. I think what’s hot about her is that she’s not pretty–but striking.
Um..no I don’t have a crush on her at all…(I actually don’t, but just explaining why she should be considered hot because certain people (lotus) don’t get it)
So the cute boy in my area…i’m sending you an email.
Yep, I don’t want to kiss Milla, but there’s plenty of other evil things she’d be fun to do to. Seriously, so sexy. I miss you too, come visit and I will torture you with Anthony Hamilton played backwards.
i feel the same way whenever i donate sperm.
TABLEFACED!!!
now you know how women feel.
i feel the same way whenever i donate sperm.
TABLEFACED!!!
now you know how men feel.
dude, i want to do your evil bidding. i adore you. a-dore.
i’ve never had tableface, what a shame. and kim, you can fuck off right now. you too rachel.
lol@naru_chan. I hate massages, I don’t like women touching me (outside of fantasies
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OH I want a massage! My old massage therapist (before he moved) used to talk NON STOP. He was a bit too chatty for me. I had to tell him to shut up a few times. If he didnt have the best hands next to… well….er… I would have stopped seeing him.
Maybe your friend was mistaking you for my husband. Because him? He’s the kind of person who forgets to service the car. Because he’s the kind of person who forgets more or less everygoddamnthing.
What, me irritated?
she been mine since she appeared on married with children! now look at her, for lack of a better word perfect, got that movie right here. (fifth element) id like to give her table face, and you know what i mean, oh and you to (hate to leave you out, it is your site and all)
lol…
you are too cute! Fancy deodorant is nice.
no more caffiene for you!
I love milla. nmmmm…mmmm.