January 19, 2005
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this is NOT why we are going to vegas. just to be clear.
you so have to hear this… the funniest thing…
when The Man (or whatever he may be called in the near future) told his mom we were going to vegas, she thought (GET THIS) that we were getting married! oh my. in order to understand how bizarre that is you have to know that The Man may be the only person on earth more disillusioned about marriage than I am. plus I’m already engaged to skipper anyway.
the first thing I thought upon hearing that was, “oh thank god, if she’s thinking that then she’s not freaking out about me buying her grandson the happy_tree_friends dvd’s.” whew. it was hours before I stopped bursting out with laughter.
still, now I realize that I missed a huge opportunity to mess with him. why oh why didn’t I pause a moment and say in a pained voice: but I, I thought we were… ::sob::
*snort* still, that’s not very nice. you have to be careful. we’re getting to the age where one of us might have an undiscovered heart condition, or, maude forbid, drop dead of an aneurism. I like him way too much to risk that, so I guess that’s just as well.
****** so skipper… what do you think: yes? …matching watches!
oh Yamie.. you’ll be so pretty in pink!
off to shave my head…
Comments (20)
Nice, schmice. It’s vastly overrated.
Have fun not getting married in Vegas.
Oh Jean Luc! The evil things you inspire in my brain! I just wanna take that beautiful bald head and rub it…..
um..
nevermind.
PS. I never even thought of the wedding thing, I need to be more on my toes when people say vegas so i can react with proper shock and awe HA!
hahaha! startrk ng wedding
#2 looks constipated (as usual)
bald heads were made fer slappin’, benny hill style
bahahahah
You mean I could have had a star trek wedding?!!! well fuck that shit, we’re divorcing and doing it all over again!
gotta go with poesy on this. jean luc is captain of my crotch. and first officer doodoohead makes me itchy.
Jean luc has awesome taste in music i might add, as well
I chew legislators up in my sleep, with one hand tied behind my back, without breaking a sweat, snookums, my snookums. And I use their bones to pick my teeth afterwards.
Oh, wait, cephalapods don’t have bones, do they?
that first bride up there has a really large forehead. I wish it was a bigger shot cos I’d like to know if she’s a klingon.
amy wouldn’t be caught dead in pink! and if it just so happened that she was in pink when she keeled. she would rise up from the dead and rip off the pink!
i get yelled at on a regular bases for dressing my daughter in pink.
if you marry her your gonna have to move here cause i can’t allow her to move away from me. *smile*
oh but for you sweet dear i would wear anything. you make me swoon.
i sadly didn’t get the tribble reference, but good ole google helped edumacate me. your nerdery makes me hawt.
but you can still wear white, right? right?? ::crickets::
Maid of honour gets to dress like a klingon, right? I’m sooooo in.
oh dude, you should get some sort of fake wedding picture of yourselves and give it to his mom, or someone else…and just pretend you got married….
Man I thought I wanted an elvis wedding, but star trek is looking pretty good.
kim and i commented at the exact same moment. further proof that one of us has the brains, and the other has the booty. unfortunately, i still don’t know which one is which, so i’m always thinking with my ass.
Wow, a Star Treck wedding…just…wow. Kinda sad acctualy.
you SAY thats not why your going to Vegas, but maybe you protest too much…
If you do go for the trek wedding can I wear whoppie’s hat? Seriously, that is one rockin hat….
no marry me ! me me me !
Have fun….Vegas should be a great get-away.
I think your boy should let it drop to the ass that you’re going to Vegas with a guy this week. That ought to stop his heart a bit.
you know, the funny thing is… I don’t even care what the m-pod thinks or feels. I’m just happy. that’s how deeply I feel for this guy: it trancends revenge. bahahaha!