January 22, 2005
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I was talking on the phone to Paula this morning… right at the end as it was wrapping up we said at the same time:
“I have to go to the gym” “I have to lie down”
and then we had to laugh till we died.
I keep trying to wear nice underwear but then it feels all oogie and I have to change into my fugly old ones. the nice stuff practically gives me seizures. I can just tell I’ll be pulling at them all day. I made it three whole minutes before changing this morning.
well, I’m going to the gym but I’m wearing “don’t talk to me; we have nothing in common clothes.” these include the required trainers and track pants but also a tee shirt with a picture of the enterprise. oh and my mom says I look rotten with my hair in a ponytail, so I make sure to do that too. gym people scare me.
added bonus: wearing the bra with a missing hook. possible hilarity to ensue.
Comments (13)
LOL.. Enjoy the gym.
Just dont wear undies, that will solve the dilema.
I’ll wear a ‘good’ bra, cause those are the only ones remotely comfortable for precariously dangling boulders from my shoulders.. I will not pay $5 (and up!!!) for a pair of stupid underwear though, I am way to freaking cheap.
Man, I haven’t been to the gym for years. Have fun.
i know what the bra is for, (i love whats in em) but whats a gym for?
Have you heard of The Killers?? I think you might like them…they sound like an updated New Order!!
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of that gym!
And i thought i was the only cheap bitch with a bra missing a hook!
ROCK ON.
No time for the gym do some extra crunches for me ay!
I suppose you didnt’ see the “primetime” show on germs in the gym.
I know for a fact you would include in your apparel.. surgical gloves and a face mask.
Yep, they found a deadly germ among the other disgusting ones… yep yep.. now i have you freaked don’t I … LOL
Nice underwear is only nice when its removal, by the object of one’s desire, is imminent.
Why am I never in the right place at the right time for accidents happening to those w/missing bra hooks?…..
I’m totally against “nice” undies. some people like the feeling of stuff up their butt obviously.
hell, some people LOVE that.
so I’ve heard.
rache.
cough.
mmm lying down. mmm working out. I wnat to find a way to do both at the same time.
being the spoiled little turd that I was, I whined to daddy and he bought me my own gym stuff, so I wouldn’t have to be assaulted by other people while getting sweaty. good thing I did that back before I was married/knocked up. now? asked mom for $, she said “get your husband to throw you a few bucks” not kidding, wish I was.
these days, all my clothes are ‘don’t talk to me’ category. i’m trying to change that… one sock at a time!
DAMN, I’m in love with those boots on the bottom of your site! Where did they come from?!