January 25, 2005
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and I’d have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
I just took a nap. now I may watch movies with impunity, late into the night. it was the kind of nap where you don’t take off your scarf, shoes, or coat. it was the kind of nap where you hear the kid screaming, “NO, NO, GET OFF MY HEAD!” and all you can do is kind of turn your head to the side and bellow, “BLARG! URBLE, URBLE!” until they stop.
the kids were lucky it was paula who woke me up next. we ended with a one-up, who’s more disgusting contest. I won. it’s a dubious honor. it’s also widely acknowleged that I have a way dirtier mind than anyone on earth (with certain obvious exceptions here at xanga).
we also discussed what we would have to do to have a detective agency in this small town. where does one purchase one way glass and a marmot?
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a nap…sigh. what i’d give for a nice nap. unfortunately my commute and work makes for a 12 hour day….its all i can do to get home crack open a beer eat dinner then get ready for bed!
calgon take me away!
one way glass and a marmot? sounds more like a fetish shop…
oooo, now that’s an even BETTER idea!
We’ve got marmots all over the place here…for a price, I will supply one.
I took a nap like that tonight too. But I can’t deal with being up all night (again) so I’m all drugged up on Excedrin PM. Yummy!
(and I didn’t know about the party thing, but now that I know, I’m holding you to it!)
nice marmot.
and I’m not talking about the animal.
get me?
I do not have a dirty mind. I’m practially virginal.
stop laughing.
Your local strip joint will know where to find the glass.
I’m not even going to ask about the marmot…sounds Lynchian, though.
oh oh if you have a dectective agency can I come work for you???
oh, how i love thee.
mind if i do a j?
you’d make a great private dick — hee hee, I just wanted to say “private dick” ::snicker::
god I love naps. Isn’t it weird how kids don’t like to take naps and adults are desperate to but don’t often have the time?
By the way, I think REL wants to be a private investigator too….
olympic marmots are native to the olympic national park and are quite friendly. You could get one of those. for free. just don’t tell anyone.
I know someone who took private investigator classes…not sure how it pained out for him though.
My kids will jump on my face if i try and nap when they’re awake.
Ouch!
I keep staving off naps with coffee, I don’t know why I don’t give in (cos the phone will ring as soon as I’ve dropped off is why)
You? A dirty mind? I haddent noticed, for you see I’ve been living on Mars, under a rock, with my fingers in my ears, while singing Old MacDonald to drown out the sound of anyone else.
at the one way mirror and marmot store!?!