March 26, 2005
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mmmmmmmmm… nice night.
I can’t think of anything funny or clever to say. I came; I saw. I danced… or maybe it was the reverse order.
it’s hard to dance in thongs… and a thong. it was the first time I’ve worn a thong. apparently it’s supposed to go up your butt, but at least it starts there… whereas they all end up there eventually. seems a little superfluous though.
I overheard an interesting convo in the bathroom too. as I exited the stall I found there were other listeners just as amused as I was. life’s all about that, yes? these small moments where total strangers meet and laugh their asses off.
Harry Connick Jr, More:
More
Than the greatest love the world
Has known
This
Is the love I’ll give to you
Alone.
More
Than the simple words
I’ve tried to say,
I’ll only live to love you
More each day.
More than you’ll ever know,
My arms long to hold you so.
My life will be in your keepin’,
Wakin’… sleepin’… laughin’…weepin’.
Longer
Than always is a long, long time,
But far beyond forever,
You’ll be mine.
I know I’ve never lived before,
And my heart is very sure
No one else could love you more.
More than you’ll ever know,
My arms long to hold you so.
My life will be in your keepin’,
Wakin’… sleepin’… laughin’…weepin’.
Longer
Than always is a long, long time,
But far beyond forever,
You’ll be mine.
I know I’ve never lived before,
And my heart is very sure
No one else could love you more.
Comments (26)
what was the conversation about?
Uh . . must be old age . . . do you realize you forgot to tell us about the conversation?
Butt Floss sucks. I refuse to wear them.
Yay for good times! Write on…..
you only came once? i’ll have to rectify that. heh heh heh.
i have your packag ready to go. i might have to send the greasemeister to the post office with it since i seem to suck more than usual. i’m naughty. spank me.
Sisqo
Thong Song
This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out
Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
BRIDGE
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong
CHORUS
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn’t handle it
And she shakin that thang like who’s da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish
Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
BRIDGE
CHORUS (2x)
Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn’t handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish
(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Yeahhhh yeah
CHORUS (3x)
Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)
(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)
people aren’t sure of what they realy want in life. I received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here’s an exact copy, this really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self 6
times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going down
Keep going
Keep going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn’t pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn’t relate to the others, this’ll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin’ wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i’d rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn’t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now’s ur chance to go out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life…..forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend……ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people – Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don’t blow it, it’s ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It’s simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here’s the catch…..you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
know and keep it going! e
I didn’t write this, so don’t look at me. I was just doing
everybody a favor and passing it on. Now you do the same
WTF was all that above me? yikes!
Anyway, I’m with everybody else, what the hell was the conversation about?
You just can’t put it out there and then not share *really whiny voice*
-M
ha ha you got a chain comment! id break it. i always do! wait you came? where was i? crap, absent!
Come back, princess
You got that Spring Fever, baybay! Meeeee toooooo!
Xanga-spam?
right now i’m sitting at your computer while you cut shanina twain’s hair in your kitchen
snort!
Well, that ended abrubtly.
No thongs, big old lady pants here, lol. Glad you got out and kicked up your heels!
I preferred the Thong song when Will Ferrell did it on SNL as Robert Goulet…
Every time I wear a thong, I always think “Dammit, my underwear is up my ass! – - long pause – - Oh Yeah. It’s SUPPOSED to be there!”
Wait… Wait… Hold on, I’m still thinking about the entry.
A thong going up the butt? No, silly, You have it backwards, go into the dressing room and fix it. And remember.. Pictures!
Anyway, I’m with everybody else, what the hell was the conversation about?
Me too.
And thongs ……………. are not bad if they are wide enough in the front. I don’t think women of my …. ahem ….. proportion were intended to wear them. But I still do and still end up pulling them out of my snatch at least once a day.
Heh.
Will there be an announcement anytime soon?
~ ponders ~ in Oz, thongs are worn on your feet
Where *are* you?
So then what happened???
Oh where oh where has satori gone, oh where oh where can she be? with her hair cut short, and her skirts cut long, Oh where oh where can she be?????????
missing you
i tried wearing a thong once. It was too much of thinking I had to pick it out of my butt. maybe I was wearing it wrong.
I’ve been thinking about you. In fact, I had a dream that I called you, but in the dream I remembered your phone phobia & felt bad.