March 26, 2005

  • mmmmmmmmm… nice night.


    I can’t think of anything funny or clever to say.  I came; I saw.  I danced…  or maybe it was the reverse order.


    it’s hard to dance in thongs… and a thong.  it was the first time I’ve worn a thong.  apparently it’s supposed to go up your butt, but at least it starts there… whereas they all end up there eventually.  seems a little superfluous though.


    I overheard an interesting convo in the bathroom too.  as I exited the stall I found there were other listeners just as amused as I was.  life’s all about that, yes?  these small moments where total strangers meet and laugh their asses off.


    Harry Connick Jr, More:


    More
    Than the greatest love the world
    Has known

    This
    Is the love I’ll give to you
    Alone.

    More
    Than the simple words
    I’ve tried to say,
    I’ll only live to love you
    More each day.

    More than you’ll ever know,
    My arms long to hold you so.
    My life will be in your keepin’,
    Wakin’… sleepin’… laughin’…weepin’.

    Longer
    Than always is a long, long time,
    But far beyond forever,
    You’ll be mine.


    I know I’ve never lived before,
    And my heart is very sure
    No one else could love you more.

    More than you’ll ever know,
    My arms long to hold you so.
    My life will be in your keepin’,
    Wakin’… sleepin’… laughin’…weepin’.

    Longer
    Than always is a long, long time,
    But far beyond forever,
    You’ll be mine.
    I know I’ve never lived before,
    And my heart is very sure
    No one else could love you more.

Comments (26)

  • what was the conversation about?

  • Uh . . must be old age . . . do you realize you forgot to tell us about the conversation?

  • Butt Floss sucks. I refuse to wear them.

    Yay for good times! Write on…..

  • you only came once?  i’ll have to rectify that.  heh heh heh.

    i have your packag ready to go.  i might have to send the greasemeister to the post office with it since i seem to suck more than usual.  i’m naughty.  spank me.

  • Sisqo
    Thong Song

    This thing right here
    Is lettin all the ladies know
    What guys talk about
    You know
    The finer things in life
    Hahaha
    Check it out

    Ooh dat dress so scandalous
    And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it
    See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish
    With a look in ya eye so devilish

    Uh
    Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
    And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
    Not just urban she likes the pop
    Cuz she was livin la vida loca

    BRIDGE
    She had dumps like a truck truck truck
    Thighs like what what what
    Baby move your butt butt butt
    Uh
    I think to sing it again
    She had dumps like a truck truck truck
    Thighs like what what what
    All night long
    Let me see that thong

    CHORUS
    I like it when the beat goes da na da na
    Baby make your booty go da na da na
    Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
    That thong th thong thong thong
    I like it when the beat goes da na da na
    Baby make your booty go da na da na
    Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
    That thong th thong thong thong

    That girl so scandalous
    And I know another nigga couldn’t handle it
    And she shakin that thang like who’s da ish
    With a look in her eye so devilish

    Uh
    She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
    And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
    Not just urban she likes the pop
    Cuz she was livin la vida loca

    BRIDGE

    CHORUS (2x)

    Whoaaa
    That dress so scandalous
    And I swear another nigga couldn’t handle it
    See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish
    With a look in her eye so devilish

    (Whoa)
    Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
    And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
    Not just urban ya like the pop
    Cuz she was livin la vida loca

    (Whoa)
    She had dumps like a truck truck truck
    Thighs like what what what
    Baby move your butt butt butt
    (Ooh)
    Uh think to sing it again
    Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
    Thighs like what what what
    Baby move your butt butt butt
    Uh think to sing it again
    Come on
    Come on
    Come on
    Come on

    Yeahhhh yeah

    CHORUS (3x)

    Whoa
    Uh alright
    Uh whoa yeah
    Ooh
    Whoa
    (Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
    (Baby make your booty go da na da na)
    (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
    Baby
    (That thong th thong thong thong)

    (I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
    (Baby make your booty go da na da na)
    (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
    (That thong th thong thong thong)

  • people aren’t sure of what they realy want in life. I received this
    letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a
    week, everything I had wished came true!! Here’s an exact copy, this really
    works!!!!

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    1. To yourself, say the name of the only
    guy or girl you wanna be with 3
    times!

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    2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
    within the next week and say it to your self 6
    times!!

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    >>

    3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
    yourself 9 times!!!

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    4. Think of something that you want to happen
    between you and that 1special person and say
    it to your self 12 times!!!

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    5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
    you scroll down focus and
    concentrate on it and think on nothing
    else but that wish.

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    Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.

    After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
    you wished for will come true within in one week!

    u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
    crush!!!

    Keep going down

    Keep going

    Keep going

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
    your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
    Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
    letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
    break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
    stories.

    First Example:
    Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
    up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
    since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn’t pay any attention to
    it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
    got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
    letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

    Second Example:
    Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
    nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
    your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
    the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
    next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
    since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
    course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
    married each other to live happily forever.

    Third Example:
    Now if you couldn’t relate to the others, this’ll
    get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
    getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
    not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
    friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
    he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
    friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
    same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
    dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
    play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
    gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
    Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin’ wild!
    the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
    ever since.

    Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i’d rather
    be, but thats up to you. I wouldn’t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
    only me. We all want what we cant have but now’s ur chance to go out with
    that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
    this to-
    1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
    life…..forever!!!!!
    10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
    friend……ONLY!!!!!
    15 people- your crush will say they like you
    20 people- your crush will ask you out!
    25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
    30 people – Your crush will have sex with you
    35 people or more- All of the above!!
    Don’t blow it, it’s ur chance to shine! Have
    everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
    friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It’s simple, just go in a
    chat room, pick some names and send away! but here’s the catch…..you only
    have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
    know and keep it going! e
    I didn’t write this, so don’t look at me. I was just doing
    everybody a favor and passing it on. Now you do the same

  • WTF was all that above me?  yikes!
    Anyway, I’m with everybody else, what the hell was the conversation about?
    You just can’t put it out there and then not share *really whiny voice*
    -M

  • ha ha you got a chain comment! id break it. i always do! wait you came? where was i? crap, absent!

  • Come back, princess

  • You got that Spring Fever, baybay! Meeeee toooooo! :)

  • right now i’m sitting at your computer while you cut shanina twain’s hair in your kitchen

  • Well, that ended abrubtly.

  • No thongs, big old lady pants here, lol.  Glad you got out and kicked up your heels! 

    I preferred the Thong song when Will Ferrell did it on SNL as Robert Goulet…

  • Every time I wear a thong, I always think “Dammit, my underwear is up my ass!  – - long pause – - Oh Yeah.  It’s SUPPOSED to be there!”

  • Wait… Wait… Hold on, I’m still thinking about the entry.
    A thong going up the butt? No, silly, You have it backwards, go into the dressing room and fix it. And remember.. Pictures!

  • Anyway, I’m with everybody else, what the hell was the conversation about?

    Me too. 

    And thongs ……………. are not bad if they are wide enough in the front.  I don’t think women of my …. ahem ….. proportion were intended to wear them.  But I still do and still end up pulling them out of my snatch at least once a day.

    Heh.

  • Will there be an announcement anytime soon?

  • ~ ponders ~ in Oz, thongs are worn on your feet

  • Where *are* you?

  • So then what happened???

  • Oh where oh where has satori gone, oh where oh where can she be?  with her hair cut short, and her skirts cut long, Oh where oh where can she be?????????  

  • i tried wearing a thong once.  It was too much of thinking I had to pick it out of my butt.  maybe I was wearing it wrong.

  • I’ve been thinking about you. In fact, I had a dream that I called you, but in the dream I remembered your phone phobia & felt bad.

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