June 1, 2005
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“YOU GROTTY LITTLE MAN.”
the cat is knocking stuff off my desk and lying on the mouse. grrr.
someone needs to kill the landscaper. or maim him. or paddle him mightilly. I had to spend a half hour weeding so I could sit on the patio with some tequila. tequila is all that is keeping me from garotting myself with a length of dental floss tonight.
saturn is a bad boy today.
a beautiful femullet walked by the SAlon today. yamy would have climaxed. we debated pulling her in for a makeover. I have now had FOUR, count them, FOUR, requests for me to open a salon of my own, with audible wailing when I reminded them just how long it will be till my graduation. or gradation, as albertsons put it on our last cake… the one before that: happy birthday to a great instasure! (instructor)
sasquatch was good. not great, but no sunburn. crystal skulls were FANTASTIC, so were the frames.
jetskiing was superfantabulous but I have sustained massive bruising on my right leg and the knee has this horrible puffy hematoma which continues to bleed beneath the skin. ewwwwwwwwwwww.
my handsome man can’t make it tonight and the resumes I printed for my friend’s babydaddy got waterlogged in my beach bag.
MUST. KILL. SOMETHING.
enchiladas for dinner tonight. there will be no rejoicing in the ranks.
Comments (23)
You sound good, Lara. Really good.
you should offer the femullets a free makeover coupon, you would be making the world a better place…
and i can easily see you with your own biz…
and not just because i don’t think you’ve got the patience to take crap from somebody else for very long…hehe
i answered you…but…in my own comments…why do i do things like that? don’t answer!
okay, and the rational side of me has to say: I know “hematoma” means just bruise, but to me it means “puffy nasty bruise,” so get on board or fuck right off.
winty, why do you do that??
I haven’t seen that Lone Justice is years….I love that thing!
wow.. lone justice,, havent seen that band in a long long time. i like reading your frustrations.
wait, you were home today? me too! I shouldn’t stopped by…I’d eat enchiladas!
um…….atleast you have enchiladas?!! yeah……no. *shakes head* i’m sorry.
amy might climax just reading about the femamullet.
ryc: I offered up Milan too. She just kinda yeah’d me. In a blah sorta way. hmph whateba
Now that was worth the wait.
We call then pincheladas around here, because we’re filthy pigs with Tourettes, even in Spanish.
and no picture? tsk, tsk. a spanking for you, missy.
i can’t wait for you to open your own salon and become my sugar mama. mmmmm.
and the femullet had a bald spot on top, white blonde, I bid you adieu and goodnight.
Your knee must be technicolour
I think amy did wet herself.
are you still naked?
I mean, really?
some odd little beast is digging weird holes in the backyard… I’ll catch it, train it and send it to you to weed for you. k?
is it rache?
haha…didn’t mean to be picking, just joshin’ around…pullin’ yer leg and all ;D
rachel’s cool…too bad she’s snubbed me every time she’s ever come back to seattle
lol
femullets are hoooooooooooooooot
but I hear mullets are making a comeback!
tequila or garotting? I think you made a wise decision…
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! (Mostly at the other’s comments…) looking at past entries you look happy again, I’m glad, and damn I’ve missed you! Ah, femullets and enchiladas…good stuff, good stuff indeed.
((((((((((HUGS!))))))))))
-M
will you cut my hair into a mullet?
Missed you! Glad you’re back!